Crypto Chaos: Why Everyone’s Profiting But Still Losing Their Shirts! 😂💸

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TL;DR

  • So, Doctor Profit says that if 90-100% of crypto investors cash out, we might see a price drop. Shocking, right?
  • XRP is like that friend who shows up late to the party, while BNB is at peak popularity. Solana? It’s the overachiever in the corner.
  • Oh, and $261 million in liquidations? Just a casual Tuesday in the crypto world, folks.

Investors Swimming in Profit

So, apparently, a lot of people are making money in crypto. Who knew? Analysts are now warning that this could lead to a mass exodus of profit-taking. Because, you know, why not ruin a good thing?

Doctor Profit chimes in with this gem:

“90% of all BTC investors are in profit, 98% of all ETH investors are in profit, 92% of all XRP investors are in profit, and 100% of all BNB investors are in profit. There is too much profit in the markets!”

Bitcoin is strutting around at $113,000, with almost everyone in profit. Daily active addresses? About 711,000. But hey, on-chain volume is down almost 9%. So, you know, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows.

Ethereum is flexing even harder at $4,600, with 98% of its supply in profit. But wait, daily active addresses are down 3% and on-chain volume is off nearly 25%. Sounds like a party that’s losing its vibe.

XRP Stumbles, BNB Peaks, Solana Soars

XRP is hanging out at $3, with 92% of its supply in profit. Daily addresses? Down to 38,000. But hey, on-chain volume is up 23% to $2 billion. So, some people are still cashing in. Good for them!

BNB is at $870, and guess what? 100% of its supply is in profit. That’s like winning the lottery! But wait, funding rates are slipping into negative territory. Classic crypto, right?

Solana is trading at $213, with 96% of its supply in profit. Network use is strong, with 4 million daily addresses. On-chain volume? Up 29% to $10.1 billion. Unlike Bitcoin and Ethereum, Solana is actually doing something with its profits. Go figure!

And then there’s Cronos (CRO), which just skyrocketed 59% in 24 hours to $0.37. It’s like the underdog story nobody asked for. But analysts are still warning that high profits often lead to selling pressure. So, you know, keep your helmets on.

Liquidations Sweep the Market

Even with everyone swimming in profits, liquidations are still a thing. Over 93,900 traders got liquidated in the past day, totaling $261 million. Longs lost $134.52 million, while shorts lost $126.35 million. Ouch!

Ethereum led the charge with $746,000 liquidated, followed by BERA at $298,000. Bitcoin? Just a casual $124,000. And mid-cap tokens? They’re just hanging out in the $50,000 to $150,000 range.

DeFi Planet is scratching its head:

“If almost everyone is in profit, then who is getting liquidated when we hear headlines like $550M wiped out from the market?”

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2025-08-28 21:26