Oh, darling, gather ‘round! Two debonair gentlemen, John Woeltz, 37, and the ever-so-charming William Duplessie, 33, have been cut loose from the clutches of the law, all thanks to a rather extravagant $1 million bail from none other than New York Supreme Criminal Court Judge Gregory Carro. Such a scandal! 🧐✨
Both gallantly pleaded their innocence against a bouquet of charges, including the delightful combinations of kidnapping, assault, and coercion. One has to wonder, what is this world coming to? One would expect a gentleman to merely send a text asking for some Bitcoin, rather than resorting to such theatrical measures! 💸
As if lifted straight from a ludicrous screenplay, the case spins a yarn from a date a few moons ago when a charming 28-year-old cryptocurrency trader, fresh from Italy, was whisked away in New York. Who could resist such drama? 📅
Victim caught in a rather shocking affair
According to the wise prosecutors, our Italian friend was held hostage for weeks—yes, weeks!—being rather improperly treated, subjected to beatings, shocking with wires (so barbaric), and threats that would tarnish the finest of dinner parties. At one particularly tense moment, they even hinted at tossing him off a balcony; talk about taking the term ‘throwing a party’ too literally! 🥴💔
They declared his family was threatened for good measure, because clearly, no grand scheme could be complete without a touch of melodrama! 😱 Photos had been captured depicting a firearm aimed dangerously close to our unfortunate victim’s head—a real page-turner of a story.
Fortuitously, our hero made a daring escape in late May, charming his way into access to a laptop under the pretense of needing to check his—oh, the gall!—password. And wouldn’t you know it, he slipped away to seek refuge at a nearby traffic officer, sporting injuries akin to a rather unfortunate tussle. Think of the headlines! 🏃♂️⚡
Once outside, a magnificent turn of fate had Woeltz, the Kentucky crypto aficionado, arrested on the spot like a catwalk model caught stumbling. Duplessie, the Miami maverick, decided to turn himself in days later—quite the gentlemen’s behavior, if you ask me.
A peek into their palatial abode revealed a veritable treasure trove of dubious items: drugs, weapons, body armor, and surveillance tools—all set up for the perfect little soirée. Clearly, the next court date set for Oct. 15 will be much anticipated! 🎉
Alleged rascals to wear their fashionable electronic accessories
Now here’s the kicker, folks: crime reporter Lauren Conlin chirped that these dashing defendants must don stylish electronic ankle monitors, relinquish their passports, and undergo a glamorous security inspection every 72 hours. Because, why not? Fashion and security, a marriage of true elegance! 👮♂️💕
In a twist that would make even the most seasoned thespian raise an eyebrow, the defense claims this was but a hazing ritual and that the victim sought to immerse himself in the lifestyle—merely 17 days of whimsical antics, darling! Who knew adversity could have such a charming twist? 🍸💃
Meanwhile, top-tier crypto executives are boosting their personal security like nobody’s business, responding to the surge in high-stakes kidnappings, particularly that chic land of France! After all, what’s a fortune without a bit of personal drama, hmm? 💼🕵️
On May 18, the illustrious Infinite Risks International reported a delightful rise in requests for bodyguards and long-term protection contracts—a chic move for our moneyed friends navigating the thrilling world of cryptocurrency!
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