Ah, the eternal hope of the crypto enthusiast: a sign, a whisper from the digital cosmos that says, “This time, it’s different.” Or so they tell us. A sage analyst, known for his chart-deciphering psychic abilities—because obviously, charts are just the modern Oracle—drops a bombshell: altcoins, those pesky little digital tokens, are flashing a bullish sign that’s been brewing since the days when floppy disks were still a thing.
Via the social media platform X (because what’s more trustworthy than a Tweet at 3 a.m.?), TechDev—an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a spreadsheet—shares with his legion of 535,000 followers a wonderment called the TOTAL3 chart. This masterpiece measures the entire crypto market cap minus Bitcoin, Ethereum, and the staid stablecoins, because why not exclude the prime movers of stability?
Using three-month candles—because who needs daily updates when you can get swinged by the moon in quarterly chunks?—he suggests that TOTAL3 is smashing out of a colossal ascending triangle that started forming in late 2020—when the world was still blissfully unaware of what the future held. 🧐
“Macro altcoin expansion has triggered,” he declares with all the gravitas of a fortune teller after a few drinks. “Not seen since late 2020. But this one comes after a 4-year coil—the longest in history,” he adds, making it sound like a new season of a crypto soap opera.
He then drops a reference to Livermore’s pattern—yeah, Jesse Livermore, that speculator from the early 1900s who probably would have loved holidays in Ibiza if only he’d had access to charts. The “Livermore Accumulation Cylinder,” a megaphone of higher highs and higher lows, is now supposedly a fitting description for our beloved altcoin market. 🎺
According to TechDev, it’s simpler than assembling Ikea furniture: “The entire alt market is in a Livermore cylinder,” he avows, as if revealing the secret to eternal youth.
Next, he’s eyeing the elusive stablecoin dance—showing a chart of what he calls “stablecoin deployment,” which sounds suspiciously like a fancy way to say stablecoins are doing… whatever stablecoins do—mainly just hanging around, waiting to be deployed.
As stablecoins shuffle, so do prices, but—here’s the kicker—deployment has historically only been a temporary gig, not a full-blown party. Most people don’t seem to get it, but when stablecoins—those truest of tokens—begin to deploy in earnest, crypto tends to rise. Who knew?
And wait for it—the real kicker—this time, it’s going to be different. Because the previous “moves” in bull runs? Just countertrend noise. This upcoming breakout? No precedent. Yep, no history, no rules, just pure, unadulterated chaos, with a dash of hope and a sprinkle of sarcasm. 🚀
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2025-07-20 15:11