In the shadow of digital capitalism’s crumbling spire, Binance‘s CZ has clashed like titans of old with economist Peter Schiff, who prophesies Bitcoin‘s doom with the enthusiasm of a man who’s never owned a single satoshi. 🤷♂️
The goldbug‘s lament? A 32% slide against his beloved metal since August, which he claims proves crypto’s “brutal” bear market. 🐛
Schiff’s Gold Rush Dreams
“Gold devours Bitcoin’s soul!” Schiff declared on X, waving his shilling like a battle standard. “This bear market will crack bones!” He urged hodlers to abandon “digital fool’s gold” for tangible shackles… uh, assets. 💰
“Bitcoin’s a ghost of its August glory! Flee while the fleeing’s good!”
CZ, ever the sardonic revolutionary, dubbed this “Peter revenge” 🙃, noting that short-term dips are but fleas on the back of crypto’s 16-year ascent from $0.004 to $110,000. “Gold’s victory?” he scoffed. “A mosquito biting a dinosaur!” 🦕
Joe Hill cackled that Schiff’s stuck in the disco era, while The Bitcoin Therapist agonized over selling his BTC to buy… gold? 🧙♂️ Tony Edward rolled his eyes, predicting crypto’s next bull run would make gold look like yesterday’s ration coupons. 📈
De-Bitcoinization: A Tragic Farce
Schiff mourns Bitcoin’s 17% USD plunge and 32% gold rout, calling it “de-bitcoinization” 🪦-as if crypto’s narrative died screaming while gold hit $4,300/ounce. The flagship token now trades at $106k, down 16% from August’s $126k peak. 🚨
“Bitcoin’s not digital gold,” Schiff growled. “It’s digital confetti!” But as Marx might say: history repeats first as tragedy, second as crypto crash. 📉
Will the proletariat of decentralization rise again? Or will Schiff’s goldbug cult inherit the blockchain? Stay tuned for drama, tears, and unironic Lambo memes. 🚀
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2025-10-17 22:30