Dappradar’s Final Chapter: 7 Years of Blockchain Woes & a 32% Token Tumble 🎃💸

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Dappradar, the once-proud Web3 oracle, has decided to retire early-after seven years of valiantly battling market chaos, infrastructure demands, and the relentless march of fiscal entropy.

Dappradar to Cease Tracking Dapps and Blockchains Worldwide

Once upon a time, in the land of decentralized finance, there lived a noble creature named Dappradar. Born in 2018 during the blockchain gold rush, it soared high, tracking dapps across 50+ blockchains like a digital dragon with a spreadsheet. But alas, even heroes must bow to the whims of the market.

The team, in a somber tweet, confessed defeat: “We’re too big to fail, but too broke to sustain.” They tried to juggle sustainability with scalability, but the market threw them a curveball. “It’s like running a bakery with no flour,” one founder sighed. “But we baked a lot of data cookies before the oven broke.”

For seven years, Dappradar was the go-to guide for 12,000+ dapps, from Ethereum’s glittering towers to Binance Smart Chain’s shadowy alleys. It became a favorite of developers, journalists, and anyone who thought “decentralized finance” sounded less boring than a Monday meeting. But now? All that’s left is a digital tombstone and a RADAR token plummeting faster than a crypto bear market.

The shutdown begins immediately. First to go: blockchain tracking, dapp monitoring, and any hope of a happy ending. The DAO and RADAR token will be handled separately, probably with a “surprise!” announcement that no one asked for. “Think of it as a retirement party… for our users,” the team quipped.

As the market gasped (BTC fell to $92k, because why not?), the RADAR token took a nosedive-32% in one day! From $0.00101265 to $0.0006884. “It’s like watching your savings evaporate while someone laughs in a cartoonish voice,” one investor groaned. 🚀💥

In its final farewell, Dappradar claimed it helped millions explore Web3 during bull markets, bear markets, and everything in between. “We’re leaving, but the need for analytics remains,” they said, as if anyone cares. They hope another hero will rise to take up the mantle. Meanwhile, platforms like Defillama and Dune are probably giggling in the shadows. “Welcome to the jungle,” they whisper. “No one survives here.”

FAQ ❓

  • Why is Dappradar shutting down?
    The platform “became financially unsustainable to operate at its current scale.” Translation: We’re broke and out of ideas.
  • What services will stop first?
    Blockchain and dapp tracking. Also, any hope of a comeback.
  • What happens to the RADAR token and DAO?
    They’ll be announced separately. Probably with a “surprise!” and a 50% drop.
  • Will another platform replace Dappradar?
    The founders hope so. Meanwhile, Token Terminal is already flexing its muscles. “We’re the new king,” it cackles. 🐉

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2025-11-17 22:38