DATs Collapse 90% as Bitcoin Shrugs – Party Over? šŸ·

Key Takeaways

Why are Digital Asset Treasuries struggling now?

Weekly inflows have evaporated faster than a debutante’s tears at a tax audit šŸ¤”šŸ’ø. The golden spigots of institutional largesse have clamped shut with the enthusiasm of a maiden aunt discovering jazz.

How does DAT performance compare to Bitcoin?

BTC, that incorrigible flirt, merely dipped 10%-a languid yawn compared to DATs’ operatic plunge into the abyss (40%-90%, with room service). šŸŽ¢

Institutional interest in Digital Asset Tokens (DATs) seems to be running dry, darling. After months of champagne-fueled optimism, the yacht has hit an iceberg. Or perhaps the emperor’s new NFTs? 🧊

July’s ā€œbuy the dipā€ fervor now feels like a gullible tourist’s guide to Monte Carlo. Weekly allocations? Plunged 95%. The trend? Less ā€œblockchain revolutionā€ and more ā€œblock that check.ā€ 🚨

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