Dogecoin Analysts Say $10 Is Next-Hold Onto Your Shiba Inus!

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Alright, gather round, rocket scientists and meme enthusiasts alike. Crypto analyst DOGECAPITAL (yes, that’s his actual name; do not try yelling it in public) says Dogecoin could be sprinting toward the $10 finish line. All the coin needs is a “decisive break” above a certain price level-so basically, if Dogecoin could just get its act together for once, we’re all going to be rich. Or at least able to afford extra guac at Chipotle. 🚀

Dogecoin Is Flirting With $10 Like It’s Prom Night

According to DOGECAPITAL’s latest wisdom-dump on X (because “tweet” is so 2022), DOGE is out here trying to repeat history. We’re in “Cycle 3”-not to be confused with your workout plan. Last time DOGE got near $0.30, things got wild. If we break through? Buckle up. Or buy a helmet. Do whatever feels right.

Apparently, DOGE has this thing where every major cycle on the monthly chart involves crossing lines that I’m convinced were drawn by someone who failed Geometry twice. Bullish momentum ignites around the green-red intersection-which sounds suspiciously festive, but I digress. Once DOGE leaps the yellow line (because coins are color-coded now?), expect some serious fireworks. 💥

Back in Cycle 1, DOGE did a dramatic leap of 9,221% after crossing its imaginary lines. Then, Cycle 2 got REALLY extra and jumped 24,617%. Now, in Cycle 3, DOGE is limbering up, eyeing that yellow line like it’s the last slice of pizza, threatening to go parabolic and break $10. I’d say buy now, but also, remember how I can’t legally give financial advice? Yeah.

DOGECAPITAL believes every DOGE bull run is one-upping the last. Why? Heavy things like wider adoption, less inflation, more hedge-fund bros, and tech upgrades (which probably translates to more awkward blockchain explainers at Thanksgiving dinner). So if you missed the last DOGE rocket, this might be your second (or third) embarrassing chance. 🎢

Brace Yourself: ATH Incoming, According to the Oracles

Meanwhile, over in Kevin Capital’s corner-it’s just raining optimism. He swears DOGE’s Stoch RSI monthly chart is basically fortune-telling at this point: every cross brings predictable price action. You know, predictable, like “my last three relationships ended.” If macro conditions are chill, he’s hinting that DOGE will moon even harder. 📈

All the big stars need to align, and we’re not talking about actual astronomy. You want monetary policy, macroeconomic data, and probably a sprinkle of Doge memes. There’s even an ETF on the horizon because Wall Street just realized Dogecoin exists. Rex-Osprey teased it last week, so expect financial chaos and questionable Halloween costumes.

As for current prices, DOGE is hanging at $0.23 and up over 7% in the last 24 hours. It’s like your friend who always texts you “I’m up!” after three hours at the casino.

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2025-09-08 17:18