Dogecoin’s Rebellion: ETF Delays Can’t Stop the Crypto Uprising!

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Ah, Dogecoin! The digital currency that makes you question your life choices while simultaneously making you feel like a financial wizard. Despite the monumental disappointment of yet another delay in the gleefully awaited spot DOGE ETF-thank you very much, delightful bureaucrats-Dogecoin has decided to shoot for the stars (or at least to $0.2840). 🚀

In the wild and whimsical world of cryptocurrencies, it’s not just the human beings who need their daily dose of excitement. Even the institutions are getting in on the action, yearning for a piece of the Doge pie. Let’s summarize this cosmic comedy:

  • Despite a tantalizing delay in the DOJE ETF launch, the price of DOGE has decided to ignore all reason and keep rallying. Seriously, who knew crypto could be this rebellious?
  • The ever-patient Cleancore is still on its Dogecoin shopping spree this week. Probably at a virtual mart where prices are made up and logic doesn’t apply.
  • According to cryptic forecasts (no, not the weather), we might be in for more gains, possibly to the tune of 50%. Can someone send me a calculator, or should I just wing it?

In what might be the most dramatic twist since that time your cat suddenly decided it hated you, Dogecoin has risen 100% from its lowest point in April, and its trading volume is soaring to over $5 billion. Maybe everyone is simply trying to hoard DOGE before it fetches an even more ludicrous price.

DOJE ETF Delay: The Never-Ending Saga

Even the illustrious Rex-Osprey Dogecoin ETF (DOJE), originally scheduled for a slap-on-the-back festive launch this past Friday, has found itself delayed yet again. Eric Balchunas from Bloomberg, our beloved oracle on Twitter, predicts a slightly less exhilarating midweek launch next Thursday, September 18. Fingers crossed, folks!

Update Part 3: Surprise! A delay! Set your alarms for next week’s thrilling episode. Mid-week, probable Thur.

– Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) September 11, 2025

Now, while you’re pondering the mysteries of life and ETFs, here’s a thought: the DOJE is set to be less conventional than its cousins from Grayscale, 21Shares, and Bitwise. Approved under the Investment Company Act of 1940, because why wouldn’t we throw in a dash of vintage regulation? It’ll have a Cayman subsidiary to hold DOGE and its circumference of derivatives (not to be confused with your ex’s excuses).

Meanwhile, Polymarket users have visions of SEC approval for other standard DOGE ETFs dancing in their heads come October. High odds, they declare, maybe because Dogecoin shares some genes (or maybe just a pinch of DNA) with Bitcoin. Who knows? 🧬

In a marvel of market behavior, CleanCore Solutions is diving headfirst into the Doge pool, aiming to snag 5% of the supply like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. Alongside the enthusiastic House of DOGE, they’re keeping the crypto spirit alive. Bit Origin also wants in, having bought over 70 million coins as it raises a staggering $500 million for more whimsical excursions.

The Dogecoin Price: A Technical Odyssey

Let’s peek at the daily chart like it’s a family album-except, of course, more baffling and perplexing. Dogecoin has been on quite the upward trajectory lately, standing proud at heights not seen since February. It’s practically shouting, “Look at me!” as it nears the upper echelons of the ascending trendline, possibly preparing to execute a bullish breakout. 📈

The indicators tell an intriguing tale as DOGE climbs above the 50-day and 100-day Exponential Moving Averages. The Relative Strength Index and the Average Directional Index are also on the rise, bustling about excitedly.

So, putting on our speculative hats, if DOGE dare break through the upper reaches of its channel, we might just be looking at a soaring adventure towards the magical resistance level at $0.4320-about 52% above where we are now and closer to the celestial heights of January’s escapades! Hold on to your virtual wallets, folks; it’s about to get interesting!

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2025-09-13 22:14