Lo and behold! El Salvador, that bastion of fiscal innovation, has scattered its glittering hoard of 6,274 Bitcoin (worth a mere $678 million) into 14 separate digital purses. Why? To outwit the specter of quantum computing, that phantom menace which may one day crack codes like a rogue magician pulling rabbits from hats. 🎩🐇
“By dividing our treasure into bite-sized morsels,” proclaimed the Bitcoin Office via X, “we ensure that if a quantum sorcerer does strike, only a crumb of our feast shall be devoured!” Each wallet, they boast, holds no more than 500 BTC-a precaution as logical as hiding cookies in separate jars to confuse a future cookie monster. 🍪
Yet, dear reader, there’s a twist! Once Bitcoin is spent from an address, its secrets are laid bare, like a nobleman caught mid-toupée adjustment. The public key, now exposed, becomes a bullseye for quantum sharpshooters. Should such tech evolve, warns Project Eleven (a troupe of doomsday prophets), over 6 million Bitcoin-$650 billion!-could vanish like a magician’s assistant. 🎩🪄
Onchain Shuffle: A Tale of 14 Wallets
Once, El Salvador’s Bitcoin stash lounged lazily in a single address-a digital sunbather. Now, it’s a nomad, flitting across 14 wallets like a nervous squirrel hoarding acorns. Blockchain sleuths confirm the grand migration occurred last Friday, proving governments, too, can master the art of “splitting.” 🐿️
Quantum Panic: Much Ado About Nothing?
Project Eleven, that oracle of gloom, insists quantum threats are “years away.” A Bitcoin key, they note, has 256 bits of security-while today’s quantum computers can barely crack a 3-bit walnut. Michael Saylor, the high priest of Bitcoin strategy, scoffs: “If quantum becomes a problem, we’ll fix it! Just like Microsoft fixes Windows!” 🛠️💻
“The answer is: UPGRADE! Software, hardware, the whole circus. Easy as pie!”
IMF Tango: A Financial Soap Opera
Meanwhile, El Salvador pirouettes through an IMF-funded drama. The IMF claims the nation hasn’t bought Bitcoin since February-a scandal! Yet the Bitcoin Office tweets on, silent as a mime, while their $1.4 billion IMF deal crumbles like a stale baguette. Terms? Disputed. Trust? Shattered. The plot thickens! 🕺
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