Eric Trump’s Million-Dollar Bitcoin Dream: Delusion or Destiny?

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Eric Trump, son of the ever-humble Donald Trump, has boldly declared that Bitcoin will surpass $1 million. Meanwhile, prediction markets are whispering, “Sure, Jan,” with less than a 1% chance of it happening by 2025. 🚀🤷‍♂️

Eric Trump Thinks Bitcoin Will Hit $1M. Traders Think He’s Dreaming.

During the Trump administration, Bitcoin experienced something of a renaissance. Now, Eric Trump is betting the farm-or perhaps Mar-a-Lago-that Q4 will be a 🚀🚀🚀 moment for the cryptocurrency. Unfortunately, the rest of the world seems less convinced.

In a recent interview with the New York Post, Eric painted Bitcoin as the new financial Messiah, claiming that even Wall Street suits are jumping on the crypto bandwagon. 🏦➡️💎🙌 “It’s the future,” he declared, as if he were unveiling the Apple Newton.

Eric, a self-proclaimed “hard asset guy,” admitted that his family’s debanking woes drove him to crypto. (Who knew being a Trump could be so financially isolating?) He argued that Bitcoin solves the fiat system’s problems and predicted explosive growth fueled by Q4 interest rate cuts. 📈💣

“The future is bright. The future is incredible,” Eric gushed, sounding like he was pitching a timeshare in Boca Raton. “And I think the fourth quarter this year is going to be unbelievable for a host of reasons.” 🔮✨

Prediction markets, however, are less optimistic. Polymarket crunched the numbers and found that less than 1% of its users believe Bitcoin will hit $1 million by 2025. 🎰🤡 On social media, they posted their findings, which basically amounted to a collective eye-roll.

With over $28 million in volume, Polymarket gives Bitcoin a 61% chance of ending the year above $125,000. So, while Q4 might be positive, it’s unlikely to be the moon shot Eric’s hoping for. 🌕📉

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2025-09-28 12:57