Ethereum, that sly serpent, coiled at $3,000 as its ETFs spat out $19.41 million, like a stubborn mule refusing to carry the weight of hope. 🐍💸
- Ethereum ETFs, like a fickle crowd, left $19.41 million in their wake on December 12, while the price lingered near the $3K mark, as if waiting for a better offer. 🧠
- BlackRock’s ETHA, the golden child, gobbled up $23.25 million, but Grayscale and Fidelity, the grumpy old men, drained $36.52 million, dragging the whole show down. 🧑🤝🧑
- Analysts, ever the optimists, whisper of a bullish future, though the $3K support seems as flimsy as a hay bale in a hurricane. 🌬️
BlackRock’s ETHA, the silver spoon in the trough, swam in $23.25 million, while Grayscale’s ETHE and ETH funds, like overworked oxen, shed $36.52 million. 🐂
Ethereum, that fickle lover, traded at $3,157, a mere $100 above the $3K mark, but its 5.4% drop in 24 hours and 12.6% in 30 days? A tale of woe. 📉
Mixed flows across Ethereum ETF providers
The December 12 outflows were as erratic as a drunken cow, following a week of wild swings. December 9 was a gold rush ($177.64M), then a trickle on the 10th ($57.58M), before the outflows began to rain. 🌧️
The next day, $42.37M fled, and then, on Thursday, another $19.41M. A rollercoaster, but not the fun kind. 🎢

Fidelity’s FETH, the cautious one, lost $6.14M, while Grayscale’s ETHE, the old relic, coughed up $14.42M. The mini ETH trust? A $22.10M exodus. 🧙♂️
Bitwise’s ETHW, VanEck’s ETHV, Franklin’s EZET, 21Shares’ TETH, and Invesco’s QETH? All as still as a tomb. 🕯️
BlackRock’s ETHA, the titan of the bunch, now boasts $13.23B in inflows, while Grayscale’s ETHE, once mighty, now lags with -$5.02B. 🏆
Fidelity’s FETH, the underdog, has $2.66B in total inflows. Total assets? A measly $19.42B, with $13.09B in inflows. A drop in the bucket. 🧂
Analysts eye inverse head and shoulders ETH pattern
Donald Dean, the oracle of crypto, spotted an inverse head and shoulders on Ethereum’s chart, predicting a $4,955.90 price surge. “Price launched higher from the volume shelf, aiming for the $3,300 zone,” he scribbled on X. 📈
The pattern, a bullish omen, suggests a 57% climb from current levels. A dream, perhaps, but dreams are free. 🌙
$ETH $ETHUSD Ethereum – Inverse Head & Shoulders
Price Target: $4955.90
Price recently launched higher fomr the volume shelf and is moving to the $3300 volume shelf for a potential launch area.
The next target…
– Donald Dean (@donaldjdean) December 12, 2025
Ted, the wise one, noted liquidity clusters at $3K, $3,150, and $3,250. “ETH may test the $3K floor before soaring, like Bitcoin’s recent dance,” he mused. 🕺
The $3,150 and $3,250 levels? A fortress of limit orders, ready to repel the unworthy. 🛡️
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