Ah, the crypto market-where optimism is as rare as a polite investor. Ethereum, our beleagured second-place finisher, has been gently nudged back toward the $4,100 mark, while its “whales” (those with more ETH than common sense) have decided to trade their tridents for broomsticks. 🐟❌ One might call it a midlife crisis… or a liquidity crisis. Either way, the smaller fry are eyeing the buffet with newfound glee.
A Constant Drop In Ethereum Whale Count
The grand ball of Ethereum whales has grown somewhat… sparse. Joao Wedson, our very own market soothsayer, has observed that these once-mighty leviathans are retreating from the dance floor. Perhaps they’ve finally realized that holding 100k ETH is less impressive than it sounds when the price is trending like a deflated balloon. 🐚
But fear not! While the whales may be offloading their tridents, a new breed of aquatic aristocracy-Sharks (those holding 10k-100k ETH)-has taken to the waters with gusto. These mid-sized mavericks are now flexing their fins, accumulating ETH at a pace that would make a goldfish blush. 🦈👑

The Gini Coefficient, that fickle barometer of wealth distribution, has begun its ascent once more. It seems inequality is enjoying a comeback tour, much to the delight of our Sharks. After all, who better to hoard wealth than those who’ve mastered the art of “medium-sized greed”? 🎤
Meanwhile, the exodus of whales has left a void-filled, of course, by exchanges, large funds, and ex-miners who’ve decided to sell their shares to anyone with a wallet and a pulse. It’s a veritable relay race of capital, and the Sharks are sprinting ahead. 🏃♂️💨
ETH Accumulation Addresses’ Rise Pushes Realized Price
The Accumulation Addresses, those unsung heroes of the crypto world, are now hosting a veritable feast. Burak Kesmeci, our market data maestro, has noted their surge to 27.6 million ETH. At $2,900, the average realized price is now a sturdy foundation-or as one might say, a “floor” that’s more metaphor than math. 🏗️
With the ETH ETF rally acting as a springboard, these addresses are now the equivalent of a Victorian heiress with a shopping addiction. They’re hoarding ETH like it’s the last baguette in Paris. 🥖💼 Whether this marks a turning point or merely a lavish party favor remains to be seen.

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2025-09-26 01:19