Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round for the latest tango in tech: the Midnight Foundation, with all the subtlety of a rhinoceros in a teacup, has partnered with Google Cloud to bolster its zero-knowledge (ZK) network. One might say it’s a match made in data privacy heaven-or at least a very expensive spreadsheet.
Midnight 🤝 @googlecloud
The @midnightfdn, in a move so bold it could make a Victorian gasp, is now twirling with Google Cloud to “accelerate privacy-first infrastructure.” Because nothing says “trust” like handing your secrets to a company that once thought “don’t be evil” was a suggestion. 🕶️✨
Google Cloud will:…
– Midnight (@MidnightNtwrk) September 30, 2025
Google Cloud: The New Sheriff in Town (With Better Encryption)
Google Cloud, ever the enthusiastic host, will now operate network infrastructure and deploy its Confidential Computing service-a nifty trick to encrypt data mid-processing, like trying to whisper a secret while juggling dynamite. And because cybersecurity is so last decade, they’ve enlisted Mandiant (Google’s own cyber watchdog) to monitor threats. Because why trust one Google division when you can trust three? 🔐🕵️♂️
Richard Widmann, Google Cloud’s Web3 maestro, waxed poetic about balancing “transparency and privacy.” A feat akin to walking a tightrope while blindfolded and juggling-presumably in a tuxedo. 🎩 “The future of enterprise apps requires both,” he declared, as if the universe hadn’t already assigned that task to cats and clowns.
Developer Support: Because Who Doesn’t Love Free Money?
Startups building on Midnight can now access Google’s Web3 Program, which hands out up to $200,000 in resources. Because nothing says “privacy-first” like giving away free cash to developers. One might call it a bribe; I call it strategic philanthropy. 💸
By fusing Midnight’s “privacy-focused” blockchain with Google’s infrastructure, they’ve created a toolset for sectors where data security is a priority-i.e., everyone except your average online dating profile. 🚀
In conclusion, this partnership is either a masterstroke of modernity or a very expensive dress rehearsal for the tech apocalypse. Either way, it’s certainly dramatic enough for a Coward musical. 🎭
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2025-09-30 19:39