iPhone 17: The Orange Revolution?! 🍊

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Ah, the iPhone 17 Pro. As if the world hadn’t enough devices demanding our paltry attention, Apple, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to present another one. And this time… it is… *orange*. Yes, orange! A color previously reserved for pumpkins, traffic cones, and the questionable attire of certain village simpletons, now graces the polished steel of modern technology. Truly, a sign of the apocalypse. 🙄

One hears whispers-nay, shouts-from the fashion houses and the pop culture clowns that orange is *the* color of 2025. As though anyone cares what those arbiters of fleeting trends dictate! But Apple, being Apple, follows the whims like a loyal puppy to its master. Such originality!

And what has the esteemed Coinbase exchange to say? Why, they’ve declared it “Bitcoin orange,” of course! As if Apple consulted with Satoshi Nakamoto on their color palette. The very thought! It’s almost… poetic. Or perhaps just deeply, profoundly silly. 🤣

This orange hue, apparently, is linked to the… logo… of Bitcoin. One wonders if the community now believes their digital fortunes are magically enhanced by the shade of their mobile telephone. Oh, the folly of man!

Apple really announced an iPhone in Bitcoin orange. Nice.

– Coinbase 🛡️ (@coinbase) September 9, 2025

The Absence of Black: A Tragedy!

To add insult to injury-or perhaps a touch of perverse delight-the new iPhones shall arrive in deep blue and silver. But black? Black is… missing! Vanished! As though it committed some unspeakable crime against Apple’s aesthetic sensibilities. One can only imagine the lamentations of those who require their phones to blend seamlessly into the shadowy corners of existence. 😥 A true calamity!

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2025-09-10 09:40