Whimsical Reflections on the Week’s Highlights
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Our friend James Wynn bids adieu to social media
In a rather dramatic turn typical of a melancholic novel, the crypto trader famed for his daring high-leverage wagers, Mr. James Wynn, has seemingly vanished from the social media scene, following dizzying losses in the nine digits. Alas, his handle has now vanished into the ether, leading one to ponder whether it was mere coincidence or perhaps a tragic fate of bankruptcy.
Upon investigating his wallets, one discovers a meager sum of $10,176, a far cry from the lavish fortunes one might expect from a high-flying trader. In a moment steeped in humor, he altered his profile to a simple, yet poignant: “broke.” Oh dear, how the mighty have fallen!
Snoop Dogg defies expectations with NFT bonanza
In what shall surely be recalled in coming years as a moment of rare delight, one Mr. Snoop Dogg managed to sell out a curious collection of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) in a mere thirty minutes, casting aside claims of the NFT demise. The collection, inspired by Snoop’s unique flair and cleverness, netted $12 million quite swiftly! It would seem that true talent knows no bounds.
These digital treasures include delightful representations of vintage cars, amusing swag bags, whimsical digital dogs, and a celebratory nod to herbaceous plants. Has the NFT resurgence arrived, or shall it merely be a fleeting fancy? Only time will tell! 🌿
The Victors and the Vanquished
By the week’s conclusion, Bitcoin is perched at an impressive $117,967, while Ether holds court at $2,962 and XRP dances gently at $2.78. The grand total of market cap rests at a staggering $3.68 trillion, according to the intel from CoinMarketCap.
Among the hundred foremost cryptocurrencies, this week’s glorious winners are MemeCore at an astounding 1,234.52%, followed by Stellar and Story at 59.52% and 49.69%, respectively. The losers, on the other hand, consist of Jito, OKB, and Pi, each yielding rather underwhelming results. For a more comprehensive examination, do consult CryptoMoon’s market musings.
Enduring Quotes to Ponder
“BTC confirms daily higher-high and confirms an end to the downtrend that started in late May.”
Matthew Hyland, an intrepid crypto trader
“So Ethereum is scalable enough, affordable enough, legal enough in the United States.”
Joseph Lubin, a co-founder of Ethereum
“Conflict of interest looms where legislation meets crypto, dear sirs; divest from it if you wish to regulate!”
Richard Painter, an esteemed former White House chief ethics lawyer
Forecast of Curious Revelations
A Christmas miracle? Bitcoin whispers of ascension to $200K or even $300K
The illustrious Bitcoin, buoyed by a 10% rise in July, now graces the realm of $118,600 — but could this merely herald the beginning of a tremendous rally? The anonymous sage known as apsk32 avows that if historical trends are consulted, one might envision Bitcoin reaching a value of $258,000. It possesses a curious charm, does it not?
The Week’s Noteworthy FUD
Chinese creditor artfully challenges FTX’s proposed payout halt
A Chinese creditor, with a keen sense of legal sagacity, has swiftly objected to the motion from the FTX estate which seeks to suspend payouts to those residing in jurisdictions less than favorable to cryptocurrency transactions. In a remarkable twist of continental misfortune, this creditor, Weiwei Ji, finds himself classified as a Chinese resident despite residing in Singapore.
How sophisticated! He asserts that the payouts, denominated in good, old US dollars, are quite the standard for repayments, with cryptocurrency transactions being entirely permissible in China—now that is a wee bit of drama to spice the week!
An audacious plea: Bitzlato co-founder seeks presidential pardon
In an astonishing act of bravery, Mr. Anatoly Legkodymov, erstwhile CEO of Bitzlato, has reportedly asked none other than President Donald Trump for a pardon following his brief dalliance with imprisonment, having pleaded guilty to operating without a license. His legal counsel proclaims that Mr. Legkodymov has been unjustly ensnared in a political plight against the crypto realm. Will the winds of old favor him?
France delves into alleged algorithmic manipulation by X
Lastly, it appears the French Public Prosecutor’s Office has ignited an inquiry into X, with accusations regarding its algorithmic practices. Have they transgressed into the realm of foreign interference? Thus far, inquiries initiated in January have progressed, and the implications of this story unfold with the elegance of a finely-tuned ballet.
Intriguing Tales from the Magazine’s Heart
As we explore, we find a 30,000 phone bot farm lurking in the shadows
“The intricacies of this industry remain unfathomable,” observes a CEO who invites us to explore the 30,000-phone farm, enlightening us on the theft of crypto airdrops from unsuspecting users.
The chronicles of China’s blockchain & Japan’s Minna Bank unfold
Amidst the adventures of North Korean defectors ensnared by a scam crypto application, Indonesia unveils its local exchange titled COIN, promising a captivating tale.
Digital art—set to mature like fine claret: An exclusive insight
Indeed, members of Flamingo DAO find themselves with lauded treasures, permitting them to invest a good sum from the treasury into any NFT of their choosing, with one notable ‘massively profitable’ Bored Ape leading the charge. Who would ever step away from such a treasure, I ask?
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