Jack Dorsey’s Bitcoin Hoard: $2.2B and Counting-Will He Buy the Moon Next?

In the dusty corners of the digital frontier, where the sun never sets on greed and ambition, Block Inc. has laid bare its treasure chest. A staggering 28,355 Bitcoins, glinting like fool’s gold in the harsh light of their Q1 2026 proof-of-reserves report. Valued at a cool $2.2 billion, this hoard is split between the plebs-$1.5 billion for Cash App users-and the kings-$689 million in the company’s treasury. Audited, verified, and cryptographically sealed tighter than a miser’s purse, Block now sits as the 14th largest public Bitcoin holder in the world. A crown of thorns for Jack Dorsey, whose Bitcoin fever dream began in 2020 and shows no signs of breaking. As public firms collectively clutch over 1.1 million BTC worldwide, one can’t help but wonder: are they building a fortress, or just digging their own grave? Either way, it’s a hell of a ride-and someone’s bound to get thrown from the saddle.

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2026-04-28 15:36