JPMorgan Chase, that paragon of financial wisdom, has disclosed that it now owns 5.28 million shares of BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) ETF, a 64% increase since June. How very… progressive of them. 🐯💸
Institutional investors, ever the trendsetters, have increasingly turned to regulated crypto vehicles, seeking diversification and the thrill of Bitcoin ETFs. How very modern, how very… avant-garde. 🎩💼
JPMorgan’s Bitcoin Gambit: 5.3 Million Shares & a 64% Surge 🐯💸
According to JPMorgan’s New York-based fintech arm’s latest 13F-HR Institutional Investment Manager holdings report, the firm owns IBIT shares worth $343 million. One can only assume the SEC is now a regular visitor to their offices. Spot Bitcoin ETFs, approved in January 2024, marked a watershed moment-though one might argue it was more of a ‘waterfall’ of investment. 🌊💸
Spot Bitcoin ETFs, primarily IBIT, are hailed as the ‘gateway’ for institutional investors to the cryptocurrency market. How very convenient! No need for direct custody, just a few clicks and a lot of trust. Unlike futures ETFs, which are, of course, far more… speculative. 🧭📉
A Vocal Critic, or How JPMorgan Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Bitcoin 🐯📉
JPMorgan, that paragon of financial wisdom, was once one of the harshest critics of spot Bitcoin ETFs. The financial behemoth, ever the moral arbiter, was critical of the broader cryptocurrency market. Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan’s chairman and CEO, once questioned Bitcoin’s validity as a ‘real currency,’ calling it a ‘fraud’ asset. He urged the US government to shut it down, and even tried to link cryptocurrency to ‘illicit and criminal activities.’ How very… Victorian of him. 🐯📉
“It does nothing. I call it the pet rock.”
Dimon, ever the sage, once declared, “It does nothing. I call it the pet rock.” A pet rock? How very… unimpressive. 🐶🪨
Dimon was initially very open about his disdain for cryptocurrencies, calling investors ‘stupid’ and the asset a ‘waste of time’ and a ‘hyped-up fraud.’ How very… original. 🤡
“Crypto is real. Blockchain is real. Stablecoins are real.”
However, Dimon’s tone has shifted. The JPMorgan CEO recently stated, “Crypto is real. Blockchain is real. Stablecoins are real.” How very… opportunistic. 🐯💼
“It will be used by all of us.”
He even declared, “It will be used by all of us.” How very… inclusive. 🌍💸
Meanwhile, spot Bitcoin ETFs broke their six-day outflow streak, showing signs of recovery after Bitcoin (BTC) plunged 16% over the week. How very… resilient. 📈📉
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