“.@Saylor dodged my Ponzi argument by saying I hate everything crypto. But I’ve called Bitcoin a decentralized Ponzi! STRC? That’s a centralized Ponzi! Run, don’t walk!”
.@Saylor dodged my argument that $STRC is a Ponzi by saying, “Peter thinks Bitcoin’s a Ponzi scheme. Peter is not really a lover of anything in this space.” But I’ve called Bitcoin a new variant of decentralized Ponzi. STRC is different: a classic centralized Ponzi run by $MSTR.
– Peter Schiff (Probably squinting at a screen in a flannel shirt)
Meanwhile, Strategy’s Bitcoin stash could buy a small island nation. Funding? Equity sales. Translation: “We’re printing stock faster than a printer at a tax deadline.”
Schiff vs. Saylor: The Retiree Roast
Saylor claims STRC is “perfect for retirees seeking low-risk wealth preservation.” Schiff fires back: “Retirees?! This is high-risk garbage! The SEC’s asleep at the wheel!”
How can the SEC let @Saylor claim $STRC’s for retirees who want “low-risk” and “no principal loss”? This is fraud!
– Peter Schiff (Probably pacing his house yelling at CNBC)
Saylor’s rebuttal: “We’ll sell Bitcoin to pay dividends… but only if we’re still net buyers.” Schiff’s response: “Good luck selling high forever. You’re not a genius, you’re a gambler!”
Bitcoin Buys: Slower Than a Snail on Melatonin
Strategy’s latest Bitcoin haul: 535 coins. A “record low” for them. Last year they bought 30K in a week. Now they’re scraping the bottom of the BTC barrel.
Their total stash: 818,869 BTC. Cost basis: $75K per coin. YTD yield: 9.4%. Translation: “We’re winning… but barely.”
STRC Volume: The Dividend Clock Ticks
STRC trading volume: $370 million near the dividend date. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a stock that’s basically a piñata for dividend hunters.
Polymarket: The Bitcoin Guessing Game
Polymarket traders are 98% sure Strategy will announce another Bitcoin buy. Odds are good… unless they’re not. Then retirees lose their life savings. No biggie!
The Big Question: Ponzi or Genius?
Proponents: STRC is “digital credit” fueling Bitcoin dreams. Critics: It’s a Ponzi that needs infinite buyers. Saylor: “We’re innovators!” Schiff: “You’re con artists!”
MSTR stock: $180-$190 range. STRC: Hovering near $100. Retirees: “This is low-risk?”
“It’s not a Ponzi, it’s a ‘Bitcoin strategy’!” – Saylor, probably while Googling “how to sleep at night.”
Next week: More Bitcoin buys, more STRC chaos, and Schiff’s inevitable meltdown. Tune in next time for “How to Lose $61 Billion in 3 Easy Steps!”
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