Behold, dear spectators! 🎭 Tokyo’s own Metaplanet Inc. (TSE: 3350), that daring maestro of fiscal theatrics, hath once again graced us with its Bitcoin ballet! 🚀 On this most auspicious 22nd day of September, 2025, they’ve boldly acquired 5,419 BTC-priced at a mere $632.53 million, or roughly $116,724 per digital trinket! 🤑
Their vault now brims with 25,555 BTC, amassed at the bargain-bin cost of $2.71 billion (average $106,065/BTC, for the mathematically inclined 🧮). And lo! Their “year-to-date BTC yield” swells to a comical 395.1% in 2025. A performance so stellar, even the gods of Wall Street might blush! 😏
One wonders: is this a treasury strategy or a Shakespearean farce? 🎭💸 Either way, the audience roars with applause-or is it laughter? 🤔
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2025-09-22 11:13