Michael Saylor Goes All-In on Bitcoin: Will BTC Stage a Comeback or Crash? 🚀💥

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If Michael Saylor had a nickel for every time he bought Bitcoin, he’d probably buy more Bitcoin. And then maybe a yacht. Or a small country. Anyway, he just added 8,178 BTC to his “Strategy” portfolio (NASDAQ: MSTR), spending roughly $835.6 million. Because who doesn’t want to play the stock market like it’s Monopoly with real money? 🤑

Meanwhile, BTC is currently trading at $93,500, which is either a steal or a trapdoor depending on your caffeine intake. And MSTR stock? It’s currently plummeting faster than a poorly timed TikTok dance. Down 2.28% in pre-market trading-because nothing says “confidence” like a stock price that looks like it’s been hit by a bear market piñata. 🐻💣

Strategy has acquired 8,178 BTC for ~$835.6 million at ~$102,171 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 27.8% YTD 2025. As of 11/16/2025, we hodl 649,870 $BTC acquired for ~$48.37 billion at ~$74,433 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRD $STRE $STRF $STRK

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) November 17, 2025

Let’s just pause here. 649,870 BTC in their treasury. That’s enough to make Elon Musk blush. And yet, the stock is still below $200. Saylor’s team must be HODLing with diamond hands and a mining helmet. 🧑‍🏭💎

But don’t worry! Critics like Peter Schiff are already calling MSTR a “fraud.” Because nothing says “I’m right” like predicting bankruptcy while sipping tea and ignoring the crypto rollercoaster. 🚂☕

MSTR’s entire business model is a fraud. Saylor and I will both be speaking at Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai in early December. I challenge @saylor to debate this proposition with me. Regardless of what happens to Bitcoin, I believe $MSTR will eventually go bankrupt. Let’s go!

– Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff) November 16, 2025

Brave words, Peter. Just don’t forget to pack your own parachute. 🪂

Will Bitcoin Recover Anytime Soon?

Bitcoin’s recent performance could be described as “volatile,” which is code for “it’s having an identity crisis.” It’s down over 10% in a week and flirting with $93,500 like it’s a last resort. Meanwhile, crypto analyst Ted Pillows is busy reminding everyone that BTC is in a “Wyckoff distribution phase,” which sounds like a fancy way of saying “hold your horses, we’re about to crash.” 🐴📉

$BTC Wyckoff distribution is still happening.

There’s some support around the $88K-$90K zone, which could act like a local bottom.

What’s your prediction for BTC bottom this time?

– Ted (@TedPillows) November 17, 2025

Support zones? More like prayer zones. 🙏

While Saylor’s buying spree continues, BlackRock is doing the opposite. Their Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) is bleeding $450 million like a sieve. Recently, they transferred 4,880 BTC ($467.16M) and 54,730 ETH ($175.93M) to Coinbase Prime. Because nothing says “confidence” like liquidating assets while everyone else is panic-buying. 🤷♂️

BlackRock deposited 4,880 $BTC($467.16M) and 54,730 $ETH($175.93M) to #CoinbasePrime an hour ago.

– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) November 17, 2025

And there you have it: the crypto circus is in town, and the tickets are priced in Bitcoin. Bring popcorn. 🍿

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2025-11-17 22:14