Midnight’s Market Meltdown? 🤯 Here’s What You’re Ignoring!

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Midnight [NIGHT], the “zero-knowledge-based privacy blockchain” (I’m still not sure what that even means), just witnessed what I can only describe as… mild chaos? 😬 Trading volume dropped 50% to $3.97B in 24 hours. Who knew investors could collectively decide to yawn and walk away? No, wait-that’s not possible. Unless they’re all asleep. But that would explain the “zero-knowledge” part. 🌀

AMBCrypto claims “investor numbers” dipped from a “lifetime high” of 6,880 to 6,210. For context, 6,880 is still not enough people to fill a minor league ballpark. And now they’re down to 6,110, like a game of blockchain musical chairs. Meanwhile, NIGHT’s market cap “rose” $430M-only to fall back to $1.52B. Classic see-saw. Does this thing NOT know how to hover? 🤷

Derivatives drive short-term pressure

The derivatives market just whispered, “I’m bearish. Bet you can’t ignore me.” And you know what? It’s kind of right. Open Interest (OI) nosedived 12%, exiting $12.7M. OI now at $106M. Let’s just say, this is like your bank balance after buying crypto at the top. 😩

Funding Rate data? Sedate, like a squirrel on Prozac. The Open Interest-Weighted Funding Rate turned negative. Translation: Shorts are having the time of their lives. Poor longs, you guys need a hobby. 🎻

Investors accumulate regardless

While the derivatives crowd zijn’t doing so well, the spot market’s like, “Nah, I got this.” Investors spent $3.24M buying NIGHT on Dec. 23rd. Total purchases over five days? $301M. Y’all are accumulating like it’s Black Friday at Trader Joe’s. 🛒

Accumulation metrics? Let’s just say I’ve never seen such desperate confidence. Weekly buying activity “drove a 67% price rally.” In a dead market. Impressive, if you ignore the crypto equivalent of a terminal cancer patient doing jumping jacks. 💀

Bullish move still in play

Liquidation heatmap? It says “bullish outcome” because that’s its default setting. Reality, seriously, grow a back bone. No liquidity clusters below current prices. NIGHT’s got a 50% chance of going up and a 50% chance of character assassination. Either way, it’s drama. 🎭

Accumulation/Distribution (A/D) indicator? Barely tilted lower. More about the discount basement at Bed Bath & Beyond for you. 🧹

Broad upward move? Sure, if you squint and wear those $500 VR goggles paid for by your DAY awards.🤷

Final Thoughts

  • NIGHT’s derivatives outflow = $10M. Short contracts are like cousins who always steal your fridge. 🤮
  • $46M in spot-market buys. Still not enough to cover the “life insurance policy” I’m about to buy. 🕴️

Remember: If you buy in tonight, I’ll probably yell at you for it. Just saving you some time. 😐

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2025-12-24 07:09