MSTR Soars 6% After MSCI Spares DATs – What’s Next? 💸

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MarketsWhat You Need to Know (And Why It Matters)

  • Strategy (MSTR) shares had a 🚀 6% after-hours party after MSCI decided not to ban digital asset treasury companies (DATs) from its indexes. 🤯
  • MSCI, ever the overthinker, said, “We’re just not sure if these DATs are investment companies or just fancy crypto hoarders. More research needed! 🧠💸”
  • The rules for companies with 50%+ crypto assets? Still the same. Because nothing says “stability” like a 50/50 gamble. 🎰

Strategy (MSTR) is now ahead 6% in after-hours trading, probably because the market finally realized DATs aren’t just a fad. 🙃

“Distinguishing between investment companies and those holding digital assets requires further research,” said MSCI, because obviously. “For example, we might need to check if they’re using crypto to buy coffee or to fund a moonbase. 🚀”

“For now, the current index treatment of DATCOs remains unchanged,” MSCI added, because they’re too busy binge-watching crypto documentaries to make a decision. 📺

Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, jumped 1% to $93,500. Still, it’s nowhere near its peak. 🚀💸

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2026-01-07 01:09