How PUMP Tokens Bought Themselves a Pocket Full of Solana and Some Serious Drama

According to the legendary Arkham (who apparently has a crystal ball and a penchant for numbers), this wallet has already splurged a staggering $6.68 million on PUMP. Out of that, a cool $5.72 million was tucked away into some mysterious ‘Squads Vault,’ which sounds as if it were named after a secret society of crypto cats plotting to control the universe.

When Stablecoins Met Their Match: China’s Whimsical Crypto Dance 🕺💃

This week, the Financial Times (FT) and Bloomberg provided a plot twist worthy of a Wodehouse novel. Despite China’s sweeping crypto ban and its ongoing rollout of the digital yuan, officials were quietly studying stablecoin models as tools to limit capital outflows and upgrade cross-border payments. It was a bit like Jeeves contemplating whether to dabble in jazz music-unexpected but intriguing.

Oops! Aave’s $60B Milestone Turns Into a Phishing Fiasco 🎣

Aave, darling of the DeFi world, had just earned its crown as the first protocol to hit $60 billion in net deposits. Alas, the champagne barely fizzed before the phishing vultures swooped in. Through the dark magic of Google Ads, these digital pickpockets crafted a trap so cunning it could give a chess grandmaster nightmares.

Larry David’s Take on Top 12 Crypto Casinos of 2025 🎰💰

But wait, there’s more! These casinos use smart contracts to automate payouts. So, if you win, you get your money without having to chase down the casino manager. It’s like the robot version of a slot machine attendant. Here are the top 12 crypto casinos to try out this month, if you’re into that kind of thing:

Shocking $558M Deal: Verb’s Whimsical Adventure into Toncoin Treasure!

In a deal so oversubscribed it could make a greedy goblin blush, Verb partnered with Kingsway Capital to sell around 58.7 million shares. Over 110 institutional and crypto-loving investors jumped on this golden opportunity, with Kingsway leading the charge and friends like Vy Capital, Blockchain.com, Ribbit Capital, and Graticule tagging along for the ride! 🎢

How a Lunatic Law Turned Stablecoins into Crypto Gold-And Everyone’s Laughing All the Way to the Bank

And what was the immediate impact? Well, imagine the markets as a stubborn old man suddenly sent into a frenzy after a shot of espresso-growth, rapid and unapologetic. Data from CoinMarketCap, which is basically the crystal ball of the crypto universe, shows the stablecoin market ballooned by \$9.11 billion-just 23 days after the law’s signing. Seems like rules are just suggestions, after all. The total market cap now hovers around \$276 billion, a number so large it makes you wonder if the accountants have lost track of reality.

Smarter Web Buys 50 BTC: Now a Bitcoinillionaire 😏

Behold, the Smarter Web Company, a corporate sorcerer of our times, has conjured 50 Bitcoin from the void, swelling its hoard to 2,100 BTC-worth a princely $229.6 million. One might say they’ve adopted Bitcoin not merely as a treasury asset, but as a financial talisman to ward off the specters of inflation and the Invisible … Read more