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In the land of Ethereum, where upgrades are as frequent as a drunkard’s promises, the Fusaka upgrade arrived with much fanfare. 🌟 It expanded the network’s data and gas capacity, allowing blocks to carry more call data and rollup blobs. A marvel, indeed! Yet, the fees, like a cunning merchant, found their way to the L2 realm, offering a modest reprieve to the L1 gas costs. Onchain fees now dip below a single gwei-a pittance, really, for the privilege of dancing in the blockchain’s grand ball.

The new strategy, you see, proposes a rather… unconventional rearrangement of responsibilities. America, it appears, is growing weary of shouldering the burdens of its allies. A perfectly understandable sentiment, perhaps, though one that has sent murmurs of discontent throughout the corridors of power. It is framed, naturally, as a matter of fairness and shared responsibility, but one suspects a touch of fiscal pragmatism lies beneath the veneer of altruism.

Bloomberg ETF analyst Eric Balchunas, a man of discerning intellect, posited that Bitcoin’s recent decline is but a minor setback, a mere cooling of the embers that once burned brightly after its remarkable +122% ascent. “Assets, even the most volatile, are permitted to rest from time to time,” he mused, “and thus, the overanalysis of such fluctuations is, in my humble opinion, a most tiresome endeavor.” 📉

They’ve gone and changed their name, too – Input Output Group, they call themselves now. Droppin’ the “Global” is a bit like polishin’ a tarnished penny, wouldn’t you say? Just for show, really. But underneath, they’re givin’ the whole operation a right proper overhaul, plannin’ for a future where blockchain is just one small piece o’ the puzzle.

So, Pakistan’s government is all like, “We’re super serious about this crypto thing, guys.” 🤓 Senior officials sat down with Binance bigwigs on Saturday, because nothing says “commitment” like a weekend meeting. Binance, the crypto giant that’s basically the LeBron James of exchanges, got the VIP treatment. The Prime Minister’s Office (PMO) was like, “Yep, this happened. We have receipts.” 🧾

BitMine Immersion Technologies, the grandest collector of Ether this side of the virtual fence, continues to scoop up the ‘cheap stuff.’ They ignore the so-called ‘smart money’ – those traders predicting Ethereum’s doom and gloom. Fools! BitMine simply swallowed $199 million worth of Ether in the last two days. Such gluttony! 💸

Liquidations Add to Volatility

Mr. Campo, a veteran of the DEA, retired to the comparative tranquility of private consulting. One imagines he envisioned advising legitimate businesses, perhaps lecturing on the perils of financial crime. Alas, fate-or perhaps a particularly persuasive offer-had other plans. His skills, it seems, were deemed valuable not for preventing but facilitating the flow of “untaxed capital” as the euphemists like to call it.

The Solana price today is fluctuating between $131-$135, forming a tight consolidation zone that traders are watching closely. With several indicators aligning across multiple timeframes, the coming price action may determine whether SOL is preparing for a recovery leg or another liquidity sweep towards lower supports. How thrilling. 📉📈

Sentiment across major altcoins remains as mixed as a Pasternak novel, leaving all eyes on ADA’s ability to hold its ground and break into higher ranges. 🧐 The market, fickle as a summer breeze, places extra attention on this drama.