In 2025, Bitcoin’s dominance feels like a grandpa at a rave-respected but out of place. While Solana and Ethereum rollups party with DeFi and gaming, Bitcoin sits in the corner, clutching its trillion-dollar legacy. 🕺💼
$0.20 is the key resistance for Dogecoin. That’s where 11.72 billion $DOGE were accumulated. 😱
For Base, this isn’t just a bridge-it’s a declaration. “We’re the hub of the multi-chain universe,” it seems to say. “Switching blockchains? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.” 🍋
Remember the good ol’ days when Strategy was gobbling up 134,000 BTC a month like it was candy? 🍭 Well, by November 2025, that number shriveled to a mere 9,100 BTC. That’s a 93% drop, folks! This month? A measly 135 BTC. It’s like they went from a five-star buffet to a single carrot stick. 🥕
Guess what, America? The U.S. digital asset scene just hit a major glow-up moment as Bitnomial unveiled the first CFTC-regulated spot crypto exchange with leveraged trading. 🎉 Yep, they’re blending spots, perpetuals, futures, and options into one federally supervised party. It’s like a financial potluck, but with fewer awkward conversations and more blockchain. 🥳
Don’t you just adore it when a forward-thinker like Changpeng Zhao, fondly known as CZ, graces us with his presence? At a press conference as dazzling as Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai, he regaled us with his plans to anoint the United States the crypto capital of the world. 🤴💁
On the frosty morning of December 4, 2025, CNBC coyly dropped the bombshell of its partnership with the charismatic queers of Kalshi. With the new year tipping its hat, 2026 will see this union embark on its debut, embellishing television, digital, and subscription platforms alike. One might find the Kalshi ticker-nattier than a Milanese designer-gracing the backscreens on shows as eagerly anticipated as Squawk Box and Fast Money. Truly, an event of such unprecedented fashionista flair, this American institution aims to dazzle viewers with market-driven whispers into the swirling world of economics and politick.
The White House, with its $2-$4 trillion target by 2028-2030, dreams of a fiscal utopia where stablecoins bolster U.S. Treasury bills. But JPMorgan’s Teresa Ho, with the sagacity of a seasoned strategist, sighs: “To grow to such heights in mere years? A tale for the romantics!” 🤷♀️
It appears these modern investors, these titans of finance, have found a fleeting interest in this digital curiosity, XRP. Fifty million two hundred and seventy thousand dollars has been cast upon its shores, bringing the total held within these… ETFs, to nine hundred and six million four hundred and sixty thousand dollars. A curious spectacle, is it not? One almost expects a fanfare of trumpets and a decree from some long-forgotten Tsar.