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And what event, you might ask, could possibly be more significant than the whims of the market? Why, the decision of Artelo Biosciences, a clinical-stage pharmaceutical firm, to adopt Solana as part of its corporate treasury. Yes, you read that correctly. In a move that would have made the great Dostoevsky himself scratch his head in wonder, Artelo became the first publicly traded pharmaceutical company to embrace the digital realm of SOL. With a commitment of $9.475 million from an at-the-market private placement, Artelo has set sail into uncharted waters, guided by the beacon of Solana’s promise.

Bitcoin, that unruly satyr of the financial woods, faced the whip of renewed pressure on Friday, marking its third weekly stumble. Prices flirted with $112,000, a support level as fragile as a glass slipper. The result? A billion-dollar liquidation carnival, as risk-off sentiment spread like a plague, infecting both crypto and equities. A weak U.S. jobs report and new tariffs added fuel to the pyre of growth concerns. 🔥💼

Blocks won? Slightly less, a 2% slide to 207. And their daily Bitcoin harvest? Down to 22.7 from June’s 23.8—because why not add a dash of misery to the mix? 😂.

Now, ol’ Trump Media has got plans—big plans—to launch a shiny new Truth-branded utility token—part of their grand reward scheme—probably to keep folks buyin’ and sellin’ like hotcakes. They say it’s got somethin’ to do with a digital wallet called Truth, where folks can subscribe to Truth+—like a club for the digitally inclined. They’re shy about sayin’ “cryptocurrency,” but reckon they’re usin’ blockchain tech, just to keep things fancy and confusing as a swamp at midnight.

The so-called “Truth Token,” a utility token that promises to unlock an ecosystem of digital wizardry, will debut alongside a digital wallet as part of the “Patriot Package”—a rewards program that sounds suspiciously like a magician’s trick. One imagines a bearded man in a top hat pulling rabbits (or perhaps crypto) from a hat while shouting, “Behold! The future of finance!” 🎩✨

According to the ever-reliable oracle known as Coinglass, the futures trend for our beloved DOGE has spiked to notable highs. It seems that the canine currency is barking back to life, much to the delight of its loyal followers. 🐕

Picture the dramatic scene, if you will: in December 2020, cunning cybercriminals pirouetted through Lubian’s digital defenses, waltzing off with 127,426 bitcoin (BTC). At the time, these digital trinkets were valued at $3.5 billion – pocket change, one assumes, for master criminals with excellent taste. But wait! Time, that indifferent broker, swelled the haul to a majestic $14.5 billion. It’s the greatest stage robbery since a dowager last misplaced the Crown Jewels in Mayfair. 🏴‍☠️

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In this exclusive tête-à-tête, CEO Lukas “The Crypto Conductor” Enzersdorfer-Konrad spills the beans on growth plans, stablecoins (yes, they’re as stable as your last relationship), and the company’s master plan to conquer the world—one region at a time.

There has been a massive drop-off in cryptocurrency ownership, with a whopping 82% of the total respondents claiming that they do not hold digital currencies at all (compared to 69% in 2024). Who needs crypto when you can just cry about it? 😢