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Summary

It appears these modern investors, these titans of finance, have found a fleeting interest in this digital curiosity, XRP. Fifty million two hundred and seventy thousand dollars has been cast upon its shores, bringing the total held within these… ETFs, to nine hundred and six million four hundred and sixty thousand dollars. A curious spectacle, is it not? One almost expects a fanfare of trumpets and a decree from some long-forgotten Tsar.

Ripple’s boy Brad, aka Garlinghouse (or GB for short because who has time for two full names?), is predicting that 2026 is going to be the year crypto basically becomes the cool uncle at the family BBQ. He’s talking BIG Tails-no, not the kind you have on a Christmas sweater. More like macro THEME WINDS (from Star Wars, in case you’re wondering). It’s December 3rd and everyone’s already partying like it’s 2026!

In a rather lively debate at Binance Blockchain Week, Schiff took the stage opposite the ever-calm Changpeng Zhao (CZ) and launched into his usual spiel about Bitcoin being a “zero-sum wealth transfer.” I must say, it’s always a treat when Schiff asserts that Bitcoin’s only purpose is to line the pockets of sellers at the expense of the poor, unsuspecting buyers.

Erected upon the altar of American Bitcoin Corp (ABTC), this endeavor is less a business and more a modern-day odyssey, a quest to hoard Bitcoin like Scrooge McDuck in a digital vault. Eric, with the fervor of a prophet and the pragmatism of a man who’s seen his share of real estate bubbles, insists that ABTC’s strategy is as simple as it is absurd: accumulate, don’t dilute. While others sell their mined coins to pay the electric bill, ABTC hoards them like dragons guarding treasure, convinced that the next surge will make their piles gleam brighter than the Statue of Liberty’s torch. A bold move, or a bet on the fickle winds of crypto’s capricious heart?

The Ethereum blockchain’s Fusaka upgrade is now officially live, marking what preliminary feedback suggests is a major success in the execution of the Ethereum roadmap and the next leap toward massive scalability. This optimistic assessment was immediately reflected in the market. 🚀

These tales, my dear reader, are not for the faint of heart. They are a testament to the absurdity of our age, where the pursuit of tokens leads to ashes, blood, and the bitter laughter of fate. Crypto crime, once a silent thief in the night, now roars with the fury of a wildfire, leaving behind charred remains and empty wallets.

So, what’s the deal? Well, in essence, the uncertainty that had hovered like a fog over crypto ownership is now a thing of the past. The law has arrived, shining a bright, dazzling light on who owns what. It’s not a perfect world yet, but it’s a step in the right direction. In the grand scheme of things, the legal world was overdue for this… but who’s counting, right?

The product, listed on Nasdaq under the ticker TXXS, promises 2x daily exposure to SUI’s whimsical price swings. A marvel of modern finance, it’s like giving a toddler a loaded gun and hoping they aim for the target. 🎯

Some days in the ETF market feel as though the heavens have decreed a cosmic reset, and Wednesday, Dec. 3, was such a day. After nearly a week of harmonious inflows, the crypto symphony fractured into dissonance. Bitcoin, the old lion, found its paws tangled in the rug of misfortune, while ether, the nimble fox, darted forward with unbridled vigor. Solana, once the golden child, stumbled like a drunkard after weeks of unbroken triumph-a rare and mortifying spectacle.