Circle est dans le vent. La société a accepté de fournir USDC à OpenMind, une startup de robotique et d’IA qui développe des systèmes où les agents autonomes paient pour des données, services et temps de calcul. Pour le monde extérieur, c’est une alliance. À l’intérieur de l’industrie, c’est un blueprint pour une économie machine. 🤖
The once-vaunted Zcash (ZEC), that cloak of digital secrecy, hath plummeted to $316 on the fateful day of Dec. 2, its lowest ebb in a moon’s cycle. The fervor that once buoyed its ascent-whispers of privacy and grandeur-hath waned, leaving naught but ashes and lamentations. A broader crypto tempest, stirred by the mighty Vanguard, briefly lifted ZEC to $380, yet this mirage dissolved as swiftly as it appeared. By the hour of 1:30 p.m. EST, the coin lay prostrate beneath $350, a shadow of its former self. 🌪️💔
There’s a sort of charming disconnect, really – the traders are retreating, but the whales? Oh, they’re busy buying up every crumb that falls. This whiff of contradiction keeps things lively, if utter bafflement. This is the crypto version of “keep calm and carry on,” with a dash of fiscal inertia.
For weeks now, crypto has felt like the neglected orphan of finance-worse for wear and sporting a battered, yet optimistic smile, if ever such a thing was possible.
In a not-so-shocking twist, Peter Brandt dropped some truth bombs on Bitcoin’s future price action. He took to his X account (because who needs Twitter, right?) on December 1st and suggested that Bitcoin could surge into the stars-AFTER plummeting further. Classic crypto move, isn’t it?
Bernstein, that relentless optimist, clings to its “outperform” rating for Coinbase (COIN), chanting a $510 price target like a mantra, even as crypto’s markets tremble like a drunkard’s hands. The analysts, led by Gautam Chhugani, describe the current chaos as “fragile”-a polite word for a house of cards in a hurricane. 🏗️🌪️
In a CNBC interview, Atkins, who likely moonlights as a philosopher-king, proclaimed the SEC’s “technical assistance” to Congress as a mere formality, akin to a child’s finger-painting attempting to guide a master artist. 🎨🖌️ Though the government shutdown had left the agency as battered as a war-torn soul, Atkins persisted, crafting rules “focused on helping [the crypto] sector.” A noble endeavor, or perhaps a masochistic one? 🤷♂️
And get this-the plunge wasn’t just a slip; it was a full-on, whizzpopping distortion! Binance data showed a -4.45 Z-score spike, which is about as common as finding a golden ticket in your Wonka Bar. 🍫✨ This little number screams, “Market imbalance! Run for the hills!” or perhaps, “Grab the popcorn!” 🍿
Ah, but behold! The Taker Buy CVD, that stubborn optimist, whispers of buyers clinging to hope like a drowning man to a reed. Yet, the distribution pressure looms, a specter at the feast, as liquidity sloshes between bulls and bears in a chaotic waltz. 🕺💃
For the uninitiated, these bands are not mere accessories but a sartorial statement, a trading range tailored from a 20-day moving average and two standard deviations on either side. The cognoscenti, those who have danced this waltz before, use them to divine the momentum and bias of our heroine, Bitcoin. But alas, the current ensemble does not flatter her; it screams fragility. 🧵
