Crypto exchange Binance announced on Oct. 12 that it had completed a full assessment of the extreme market volatility that shook the cryptocurrency sector between 20:50 and 22:00 UTC on Oct. 10, when both institutional and retail traders engaged in heavy sell-offs. đ¨
Open Interest hath rebounded to $160 million with volume surpassing $1 billion, intimating a renewed esprit de corps for bullish pursuits. Ah, the dance of fortunes! đ¸
If you thought institutional investors were already obsessed with crypto, hold my coffee. Grayscale just filed Amendment No. 1 for their XRP Trust, and itâs basically Wall Streetâs makeup tutorial for investing in XRP without actually owning crypto (thanks, Coinbase Custody!).
On the fateful Monday of October 13th-mark it in your calendar, alongside meteor showers and national biscuit day-Bybit, the crypto colossus that ranks just below âwhoâs the biggest?â debates, joined forces with none other than UBS, the banking titan that still sends faxes to Geneva just to feel alive. Together, they declared: âLet there be bridges!â, and thus, the great confluence of traditional finance (TradFi) and Web3 commenced, like two rivers-one filled with gold, the other with memes-meeting in a foggy estuary of innovation. Or something.
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So, on October 10-mark your calendars, folks!-Aljarrah strutted onto X (thatâs Twitter for the rest of us) claiming that gold is staging a comeback as the worldâs headliner asset! đ¤ And whatâs XRPâs role in this rocket launch? Why, itâs the bridge that connects Real-World Assets (RWA) like gold to the modern digital jam that everyone’s dancing to. Think of it as the DJ spinning records at a financial rave!
This veritable tempest of a surge arrives post a week of melodramatic U.S.-China trade follies and a liquidation event of biblical proportions, sweeping away the overzealous like dust in the wind, only to restore XRP’s market capitalization to a princely $30 billion. Investor confidence rekindled? Or merely the folly of hope eternal? đ¤
Now, amid the smoke and the broken portfolios, some so-called experts (who clearly missed their morning coffee) are calling this chaos a âperfectly executed tradeâ-as if wiping out almost all leveraged positions at once is just a Tuesday, not a slapstick episode of financial slapstick. Apparently, they think this wipeout was part of some grand plan. You know, like a cosmic prank or a very boring game of Monopoly with real money.
But wait, it doesnât end there. Ash Crypto, ever the optimist (or perhaps a secret contrarian), also foresaw that the last quarter of the year would be Bitcoinâs grandest hour. He boldly stated that Bitcoin would surge to $150,000, ushering in a glorious altcoin season. A truly thrilling ride… assuming you survive the initial plunge.
