After flirting with $3,812 on July 22—a high since the days when your grandmother still called crypto “witchcraft”—Ethereum’s rally tripped over its own petticoats. Nine days of gains collapsed into a 1.9% decline, leaving traders clutching pearls over the $3,650 “critical support” zone. How dramatic. 🎭
According to an announcement on X, the tournament will be the first for Valhalla, with gamers offered a prize pool of $75,000. While the Floki (FLOKI) team plans to release details of when the event drops later, it has hinted at a mega grand prize of $25,000 for one winner. If you’re thinking, “That’s a lot of money for a game where I pretend to be a Viking,” well, you’re not wrong. But hey, who doesn’t love a good loot hoard? 🗡️💰
But let us not be fooled by appearances. For DevvStream, this is no mere dalliance with the digital. They have appointed BitGo as their qualified custodian, a role akin to the keeper of the Holy Grail, and brought in FRNT Financial as a digital asset advisor, a sage whose wisdom is said to rival that of Solomon himself. This move, my dear reader, signals a deliberate dance between the virtuous ESG mandates and the seductive allure of programmable finance.
While the broader crypto market yawns and stretches, XRP, that sly little beast, gallops through the altcoin fields with 21% weekly gains. Analysts, those modern-day soothsayers, whisper of a $6 target. Three charts, like three witches, conspire to reveal a future where XRP’s price soars. Is it a prophecy or a fever dream? Only time will tell. 🌟🔮
Yes, you read that correctly. Telegram, the messaging app known for keeping things simple (and occasionally stirring up global diplomacy with stickers), now has a built-in crypto wallet. Imagine sending a message and a few stablecoins in the same breath. Snappy, right? According to the wise folks at CNBC as of July 22, United States users can now finally access the glory that is TON Wallet, which is fancy talk for “you can now pay your pizza with crypto—no app downloads required, just a few clicks and a prayer.”
So, here they go! PNC has slipped into a strategic partnership with Coinbase, allowing it to fetch Bitcoin (BTC) and a handful of other cryptocurrencies for its loyal customers. Imagine: a bank letting you play with digital coins you can’t even hold in your hand! What a time to be alive! 💸
A death cross, for those not fluent in crypto doomspeak, is basically the technical pattern equivalent of a “Dear John” letter. 📉 It’s like the universe saying, “Hey, Stellar, maybe sit this one out.” And let’s not forget the declining investor confidence—because nothing says “trust me” like a 12.43% drop in trading volume to a measly $845.92 million. 💸
According to a Tuesday Fortune report, the FBI’s probe into allegations of Powell hacking and cyberstalking the Verge Center for the Arts—a nonprofit he helped birth in 2008—has ended. The drama, as rich as a poorly translated Russian novel, unfolded with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Powell, ever the protagonist in his own tragedy, denied the accusations with the fervor of a man who’d rather be discussing Ethereum than his own misfortunes. He even filed a civil suit against Verge’s board, because what’s a good story without a lawsuit? 📜
Currently, FUNToken is trading around $0.0100, with a 24-hour trading volume of about $15 million and a market cap of nearly $108 million. That’s right, folks, this little token is packing a punch. The consistent investor confidence is tied to its steady adoption across gaming, DeFi, and community engagement. It’s like a triple threat in the crypto world! 💪💰🎮
