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The narrowing space between a rising support line and a descending trendline has crafted a technical masterpiece, a symphony of patience and anticipation. Over the past week, Bitcoin news has been as steady as a metronome, with limited volatility. Yet, the increasing bullish pressure, especially around the $116,000 support level, whispers of a breakout that could happen any moment now—perhaps even within the next 24 to 48 hours. 🕰️

Apparently, Sun bid big bucks in 2021 to secure his spot on the New Shepard suborbital rocket system, and now he’s getting ready to blast off with five other “lucky” winners 🤩. The crew includes a real estate investor, a businessman, a journalist, and a venture capitalist – because space travel isn’t just for techies anymore 🚀.

The Nasdaq-listed media and technology company, Gamesquare Holdings Inc. (Nasdaq: GAME), recently splurged $30 million on ethereum ( ETH), acquiring approximately 8,351.89 ETH at a weighted average price of $3,592. We’re not sure what’s more impressive, the purchase or their math skills 🧮. This brings their total ETH holdings to approximately 10,170.74 ETH, valued at roughly $38 million as of July 21. A tidy little sum, if we do say so ourselves 💸.

Ah, the melodrama intensified in the year of our Lord 2022, when JPMorgan, with great fanfare, secured a 48.5% stake in the illustrious Viva. Meanwhile, were they not aware that Werealize, a company owned by the indomitable Haris Karonis, held the remaining 51.49%? Ah, the intricacies of ownership in the land of finance are akin to navigating a labyrinth blindfolded and on roller skates.

According to them fancy on-chain snoops at Whale Alert, a whopping 180,000,000 DOGE—that’s right, enough to buy a small country’s worth of pizza—was yanked out of Robinhood faster than a cat dodgin’ a bath. The haul? A cool $49,997,419. Now, I ain’t no mathematician, but that’s a heap of digital dough.

Trump Media, custodian of the illustrious Truth Social platform, now boasts the third-largest corporate Bitcoin stash in America. A noble feat, trailing only MicroStrategy (with $63 billion—because who doesn’t want to outspend a tech titan?) and MARA Holdings ($5 billion). Truly, a testament to the art of the deal. 🏆

Crypto cons are multiplying like rabbits in a warren, and the bigwigs—those self-proclaimed guardians of the web—seem content to twiddle their thumbs. On that fateful Monday, July 21, 2025, our unfortunate hero signed away their Uniswap NFTs in a moment of folly, thanks to a phishing pitfall. And don’t get me started on how these deceptions infest Google Ads like weeds in a neglected garden. 😏

Given that 2.8 years of devotion out of a mere 5-year existence is, if nothing else, a testament to some extreme patience—or perhaps sheer stubbornness—this suggests a demographic shift amongst the SHIB fraternity. Rather than just a motley crew of day traders chasing fleeting fortunes, it appears we are witnessing the evolving of a committed tribe displaying admirable long-term conviction. How quaint! 🧐

They’ve done it all *secretly*, mind you. A “confidentially submitted draft registration statement on Form S-1”. Honestly, the names these people come up with! It means they want to sell shares, but they haven’t decided how many or for how much. They’re still figuring it out, like children with building blocks. Utterly chaotic!

And now, to add fuel to the fire of anxious deliberation, we are presented with intelligence concerning the movements of certain…substantial holders of Bitcoin. It appears these ‘whales’, as they are so charmingly termed, have been transferring vast quantities of their holdings to the exchanges—a disconcerting increase of nearly seventeen billion pounds in but four days! Such activity, one recalls, often precedes either a flurry of profit-taking or, heavens forbid, a period of unsettling volatility. 💸