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In a post on X (formerly Twitter, but let’s face it, who’s keeping track anymore?), Buterin declared that both apps are working tirelessly to keep things decentralized and user-protected. They’re not using phone numbers, because apparently, the world is now allergic to phone numbers. Plus, they’re tackling “multi-device support” and “resistance to Sybil attacks”-whatever those are. Sounds fancy, right? Buterin’s message: ‘Help us, developers, you’re our only hope!’ He added that while the platforms aren’t perfect, they’re making real strides. And who doesn’t love an underdog story?

And wouldn’t you know it, volume’s picking up too. Over $21.2 billion traded in the past day alone – that’s some serious coin, folks! Some folks think this could be a sign of a new trend emerging, but as always, let’s hold off on printing the victory flags until we get some confirmation. A trend doesn’t start just because you bought a shiny new pair of shoes, right?

But wait, there’s more! Nearly half of these deposits-yes, 45%-were shopping sprees of 100 BTC or more, because what’s life without a little excess? In a single day, transfers reaching 7,000 BTC strutted into exchanges like a bad actor crashing a fancy banquet. Meanwhile, the average deposit shot up to 1.23 BTC in November-talk about a monthly record! Clearly, these are no casual moves; they’re orchestrating a grand relay race toward the market’s exit door.

Apparently, Bitcoin’s under more pressure than a dwarf in a bounce house. One self-proclaimed oracle claims the bull’s had its last moo. 🥩

This little stunt has left the pessimists-those who were already drafting their “Bitcoin is dead” obituaries-scratching their heads. 🧐 Now, the big question is: Has the bull run truly roared back to life, or is this just a bull in a china shop, smashing everything before taking a nap? Let’s see what our robotic overlords-er, AI chatbots-have to say about it. 🤖

These escapades offer a striking glimpse into the power of online chatter on the crypto scene, but also a harsh truth: information zips through crypto markets at lightning speed, and traders are left struggling to tell apart genuine voices from the army of engagement farmers tweaking the algorithm for some cheap clout. Oof!

And lo, the AVAX price leapt like a startled frog, jumping nearly 7% and flirting with $15. The market, it seems, has a sense of humor-or perhaps it’s just easily impressed. 🤡📈

According to McGhee, prediction markets are the cutting-edge tool we never knew we needed, outshining traditional polling with the grace of a ballet dancer and the precision of a Swiss watch. Just look at the 2024 U.S. presidential election-proof that these markets are far more reliable than those “scientific” polls. Surprise, surprise, folks!

While everyone’s busy chanting that if Bitcoin dips below $25K, Strategy gets a margin call that’s probably more dramatic than your last breakup, guess what? The MSTR price is actually looking kinda tempting-like that slice of pizza you justify eating at midnight. It’s down, sure, but maybe, just maybe, it’s at a level where dip-hunters and daredevils can do their thing.

Meanwhile, in the shadows of DeFi’s ever-expanding labyrinth, the demand for non-custodial, multi-chain wallets has metamorphosed from a whimsical luxury to an existential necessity. The legacy wallets, those clunky relics of a bygone era, stand exposed-centralized, vulnerable, and as user-friendly as a porcupine at a petting zoo. 🐡📱