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Now, for those still recovering from the trauma of learning what “settlement” actually means (spoiler: it’s not a quaint village in Herefordshire), let us clarify. Securitize is now officially among the first firms granted the sacred stamp of approval to operate a blockchain-based market under the EU’s DLT Pilot Regime. Think of it as being handed the keys to the financial henhouse – but with stricter locks, better lighting, and absolutely no foxes allowed. 🐔🔑

With the Fed’s rate-cut odds now hovering above 80%, traders are practically doing the cha-cha in their chairs, hoping for a shift in risk appetite. It’s like watching a group of goldfish try to predict the weather-exciting, but not exactly reliable. 🐟

Exchanges have been seeing large deposits of Bitcoin, now accounting for 45% of all inflows. A record 7,000 BTC flowed in on November 21, according to CryptoQuant. But don’t get too excited just yet, because there was also a jaw-dropping withdrawal of 1.8 million BTC overnight. It seems someone is preparing for something big. Binance’s stablecoin reserves have hit a hefty $51.1 billion, as if traders are hoarding ammunition for the next battle.

As the intrepid investors scan the horizon for a whiff of a risk-on phase in the crypto jungle, the market structure remains as cautious as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. However, according to several eggheads, the worst of the storm has blown over, though the markets are still as ready for a full rebound as a sloth is for a marathon. 🦥

After weeks of downward drama (cue the sad trombone 🎺), ETH is finally bouncing back like a rubber chicken at a comedy show. 🪿 Volatility? Oh, it’s been spicier than a Mel Brooks punchline! With institutional bigwigs hoarding ETH like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕, things are looking tentatively stable. Traders are on the edge of their seats, popcorn in hand, waiting to see if ETH can keep the party going. 🎈

JPMorgan, the Goliath of American banking, expects the index to waltz to $7,400 in 2026 and $8,200 in 2027. Deutsche Bank, not to be outdone, predicts $8,000, while Morgan Stanley’s Wilson now sees $7,800. Oh, the drama of it all! 🎭

ATOM’s 4-hour chart, looking about as dramatic as a damp sponge. | Source: TradingView

Apparently, in the land of smiles, if you trade your digital gold on licensed Thai exchanges, the tax man’s eye is blind! But beware, venture outside the sacred approved portals-like those shady overseas platforms-and your gains might still be taxed. It’s like being invited to the royal feast, but only if you sit at the right table. 🍽️🥂

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