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Only if the fruits of their investment prove worthy, for capital, alas, is a creature of habit, and swiftly retreats when pleasure wanes. A rather predictable tendency, wouldn’t you agree?

After a nosedive below $0.14-$0.15, DOGE is now chilling at $0.138 like it’s the coziest sofa in crypto town. CoinMarketCap says trading volume is $6.17 billion, market cap $20.78 billion, and dominance? A pitiful 0.72%. Classic “sell-off o’clock” vibes. 🕰️📉

Bitcoin miners now dream of salvation, clutching at the faintest glimmer of hope as their machines churn like weary horses. The revenue charts? A slap in the face, wrapped in a velvet lie. BTC’s price dive has shoved hashprice into the abyss, where even the rats have fled.

HBAR has been falling steadily all week, like a forgotten New Year’s resolution. Slipping from the mid-$0.15 range to the $0.128-$0.129 zone, it’s now trading like a garage sale item no one wants. 🏷️ Attempts to stabilize have been about as successful as my attempts to quit caffeine. ☕ Each rebound is weaker than the last, forming lower highs that scream, “I’m not okay!” Sellers are in control, and liquidity is concentrating around support levels like vultures circling a carcass. 🦅

CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju, with the solemnity of a man explaining why his dog ate your homework, has shared an interesting perspective on Bitcoin’s recent decline. 

Cryptocurrency guru Steven Ehrlich (yes, that’s his real name) claims Bitcoin is stuck in a bear hug it can’t escape. Buyers? More like bystanders at a train wreck. 🚂💥 His technical tea leaves predict a correction so prolonged, it makes a dentist appointment feel like a sprint. And apparently, BTC is now the captain of this sinking ship, not just the guy in the crow’s nest shouting, “Iceberg ahead!” 🧊⚓

Bitcoin took a tiny nosedive of 0.16% since yesterday. Yep, barely enough to make your coffee sweat.

Verily, the buying frenzy that once roared like a dragon has now settled into a timid whisper, signaling that the fiery spirit of bullishness may soon flicker out. 🪔

Oh, the whimsy of modern alchemy! In a world where the very concept of value is as fickle as a moth’s flight, Jake Claver, the sage of Digital Ascension Group, recounts tales of fortunes spun from the ether of memecoins. A Dallas gentleman, once a humble mortal, transformed $11,000 into a half-billion-truly, a feat worthy of a Shakespearean sonnet, if only the Bard had traded in tokens instead of sonnets. 🎭💸

Market participation, however, has swelled like a river in spring. NFT buyers climbed by 77.11% to 293,459, and sellers jumped by 106.26% to 284,166. Yet, transactions fell by 12.67% to 940,416-a paradox, no? A crowd gathers, yet the dance slows. 💃🕺