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On his social media platform Truth Social (how very… truthy), Trump issued a decree: Republicans must all vote “yes” on the Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for US Stablecoins, which is, of course, far too much of a mouthful to repeat. GENIUS Act, yes, let’s go with that—perhaps for the irony alone. It’s a bill designed to regulate the wild, untamed land of payment stablecoins. In an era where everyone has a wallet and no one seems to know where they left their keys, this regulation might bring some order—or chaos. But it’s certainly pushing the boundaries of what we know about money. 💸

Kingsley Advani, the esteemed CEO of tokenized stock exchange Allo, has astutely observed that the future of tokenization lies in a hybrid model, a harmonious marriage of traditional finance and blockchain. This union, he believes, will enhance access, transparency, and efficiency, thereby creating a more inclusive financial system, a veritable utopia for investors of all stripes. 🌟

After a long pause, like waiting for your dating app to notify you, the American giant submitted its application to the Department of Commerce, crossing its fingers like a child hoping for candy on Halloween. CEO Jensen Huang jetted off to Beijing, confirming that, yes, shipments will resume, and voila! A shiny new RTX PRO GPU has emerged, tailored for the strict regulations—just like your cousin’s wedding dress, modified slightly to fit the family’s quirky tastes.

The U.S. economy may be feeling the heat from President Trump’s tariff policies as inflation spiked 0.3% in June, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. Bitcoin, the world’s most popular cryptocurrency, took a nosedive, falling below $117K after reaching a high of $123K on Monday.

The price of our beloved canine currency, DOGE, has taken a nosedive of 5.55% in just 24 woeful hours! Yikes! Call the vet! 🐶💔

Timur Suleimenov, the National Bank Governor, revealed this vision during recent government discussions on modernizing Kazakhstan’s financial reserves 📈. This move puts Kazakhstan ahead of many larger economies, still debating whether governments should hold cryptocurrencies 🤔.

Mazurka Zeng, CEO of Bybit EU, introduced her Vienna-based team and emphasized that the decision to anchor in Austria was driven by regulatory clarity and strong ecosystem support. Co-founder Ben Zhou underscored the company’s ambition to set new standards in crypto engagement across Europe.

The federal regulators, those purveyors of public policy, have recently showered similar mercies upon a plethora of crypto firms—huzzah! A salute of applause rings from the crypto community, while a chorus of criticism bellows from the comfortable armchairs of traditionalists lamenting the whimsical nature of this digital masquerade.

XRP price quite desperately must breach the $3 resistance level if it wants a chance at new all-time highs. That’s right, $3—like the mythical land of Oz.

The Bitcoin price has climbed more than 90% year-to-date, reaching a dizzying $123,200, and reflecting a nearly 15% increase over the past month. This upward trajectory coincides with the US House of Representatives’ “crypto week,” a series of debates that promise to be as thrilling as a game of Monopoly with a twist of regulatory hurdles.