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The crown jewel of this week’s spree? Bullish, of course! 🦬 With a swagger that would make a tsar blush, ARK Innovation ETF (ARKK), ARK Fintech Innovation ETF (ARKF), and ARK Next Generation Internet ETF (ARKW) threw a cool $2 million at it. Why? Because Bullish gained 5.75% in a day, and who doesn’t love a good gamble? 🎲 Meanwhile, BitMine got a modest $830,000 pat on the back, though it closed slightly lower-but hey, it’s still floating around $26, so no tears here. 😢

The insatiable curiosity of financial guardians continues to sculpt the regulatory sands of the crypto bazaar. On the 21st of November, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), with a flourish of bureaucratic pomp, proclaimed that its Crypto Task Force-a cabal of earnest souls-had relocated their Financial Surveillance and Privacy Roundtable to the distant shores of December 15, 2025. A date so far removed, one might suspect it was chosen by a calendar-throwing dart. 🎯

In the last 24 hours, Bitcoin dropped a whopping 10%, plummeting to $82,172. Now, if you’re one of the poor souls holding onto their digital treasure, you’re probably wondering if you’ve caught the crypto version of the flu. The blame, as always, seems to fall on the big fish-whales and ETF investors-along with the retail crowd that’s just about had enough of the wild ride. 🙄

According to his sacred scroll (posted, naturally, on X, that modern confessional booth), Brandt remains a disciple of the long game. But oh, how the climb to $200,000 shall be a slow, Sisyphean torment! A climb not of mountains, but of bureaucratic paperwork. 📜

He’s serious too. No rumors, no marketing stunt, no “trust me, bro” tweets. It’d better be a bona fide, official, stamp-of-approval announcement-something that says, “Yes, America, Canada, France or whoever, we’re buying Bitcoin, and we’re doing it legit.” Get it? Legit. Because honesty in government disclosures is about as common as a unicorn at a cattle auction.

His earlier prophecy-uttered when Bitcoin still danced around $90,000-predicted a descent into the $80,000 to $85,000 chasm before stability. Now, with Bitcoin languishing under $82,000, his vision has unfolded with almost comical precision. Yet, like a true believer, Hayes clings to his long-term optimism, seeing a path to $200,000, though the road is fraught with uncertainty. 🚀🤡

“What’s happening in Bitcoin right now isn’t a narrative shift,” they proclaim with the gravitas of a master conjuring a spirit. “It’s a mechanical unwind.” Ah, the elegance of it! Not a market in panic, but a single, systematic seller, a phantom dumping with the precision of a Swiss watch. 🧙♂️

The plan? A four-step journey from the dusty trails of distribution to the glittering halls of full decentralization. First, the liquidity and token delivery-because nothing says “revolution” like a token drop. NIGHT claims begin on December 8, 2025, when the tokens will be as real as a promise from a politician. 🕵️‍♂️

Big-shot traders are doubling down on ETH longs, like a gambler on his fifth martini. 🍸 Meanwhile, the rest of the market is still in therapy over risk. 😰