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Solid inflows into spot Bitcoin ETFs suggest the jolly bulls have snatched the driving gloves, and a dash to a new all-time high is on the cards. 📈

The fintech firm Onepay, a majority-owned puppet of Walmart, has decided to spice up its digital offerings by introducing cryptocurrency trading and custody. This bold move, slated for later this year, is a desperate attempt to become the “everything app” for the financially starved masses. 🌍💸

Cap doesn’t do dull old peg-work. Oh no, it dances to a trickster’s tune where yield is outsourced to whitelisted operators-banks, lightning-fast trading wirms (yes, firms), and RWA wizards. The three nutty actors are minters, operators, and restakers. Minters hold cUSD pegged 1:1 with USDC/USDT, operators borrow secret liquidity to run dazzling strategies, and restakers stand tall like sentinels to keep the whole fairytale fully covered. 🪄🪙

For four decades, Chile has been a laboratory of pensions-a place where the alchemy of savings and speculation once turned Latin America’s retirement dreams into golden coins. In the 1980s, its overhaul-individual capitalization, mandatory contributions, AFPs (those privately managed puppeteers of capital)-made Santiago a financial titan. Sovereign bonds? Sought after like rare caviar. IPOs? As plentiful as mosquitoes in summer. Foreign investors? They salivated over Chile’s “modernity” like wolves at a feast.

September bore witness to a union most peculiar: Solana, Mastercard, and the National Bank of Kazakhstan sired Evo, a stablecoin cloaked in the velvet of state approval. Meanwhile, the Digital Tenge, launched in 2023, gallops forward like a stallion unbridled, its hooves thundering with the promise of monetary revolution. 🐎

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On a Wednesday that’s likely to be remembered in crypto circles, Madam Pornanong Budsaratragoon, the SEC’s sharp-witted secretary-general, let the cat out of the bag: they’re makin’ room for more than just BTC. 🚀

At the Token2049 bash-where wizards and wizards-in-training gather to swap spells and strategies-Tether’s chief enchanter, Paolo Ardoino, spilled the beans: Rumble’s about to unveil a crypto wallet forged in Tether’s mighty forges. This contraption will cozy up to USAT, granting Rumble’s 51 million monthly warriors (mostly hunkered down in the U.S.) a straight shot at the stablecoin goldmine.

Aster has captured the majority of this activity, even surpassing established players like Hyperliquid. Despite this, one analyst maintains that Hyperliquid remains the ‘most investible’ perp DEX in the market. 🤯

Oh, Pump.fun (PUMP), you cheeky little token! You’ve skyrocketed a whopping 36% this week, now flirting shamelessly at $0.0068. Blame it on those pesky investor inflows turning all bullish and flirty, like a sudden crush at a crypto party. 🙄💃