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The price shenanigans of AVAX have turned from “Oh dear” to “By Jove!” upon recapturing the $30 landmark. Short-term charts reflect buyers defending higher lows with the tenacity of a terrier with a bone. The breakout from that pesky descending trendline-Quine’s chart highlighting the whole rigmarole-suggests bulls are hacking back territory like an intrepid explorer in a hedge maze. The volume, that faithful sidekick, has been supportive enough to suggest this is no mere bull trap (and thank heavens for that, lest we all buy the farm).

According to this *most* serious announcement, VisionSys AI-specialists in brain-machine interaction and advanced AI systems-plans to acquire and stake $500 million worth of SOL in six months. How thrilling! One wonders if they’ll also start a side hustle selling “AI-generated tea parties” for the blockchain elite. 🧠🍵

The Great Equalizer in a World of Whales 🐳

Short-term pullbacks are like that unexpected pothole you hit when you’re least expecting it. But, with the market structure now tipping toward the green side, Bitcoin seems destined to head for the $120K-$124K range. But beware, that’s where the next big ‘supply block’ is lurking like a bouncer at an exclusive club, ready to throw Bitcoin out if it gets too cocky.

“Observe,” said Pillows, “gold now scales new summits, unmindful of earthly cares, and Bitcoin, the faithful tardy follower, prepares to mimic this heralded climb.” Yet, he tempered this prophecy with a word of caution: lunar corrections may visit before crypto’s final grand ball in the fourth quarter.

Lo and behold! The illustrious VivoPower, perched upon the Nasdaq stage, hath performed a most daring act-snatching $19 million from the pockets of eager investors! Shares traded at $6.05, a princely sum indeed, proving that fools and their money are never truly parted. And where shall this newfound wealth be squandered? Why, upon XRP, of course-for what better way to secure one’s fortune than with digital tokens of dubious certainty? 🤡

This here nomination comes at a time when folks are lookin’ mighty close at how we treat those new-fangled crypto contraptions and the good ol’ community banks. A regular humdinger of a situation, I tell ya.

In a plot twist that sounds ripped from a financial thriller, they strolled into parliament and proposed that Sweden put its prestigious crown jewels into Bitcoin’s shiny digital vault. Not only that but they also demanded a promise from the government not to reconfigure the rules around the nation’s central bank, ensuring no sneaky digital currency comes slinking in through the back door. 😏

Not all are swayed by the siren song of the bull. Some, like the wise Axel Adler, peer into the abyss of liquidity data and shudder. Behold! The Stablecoin NetFlow to centralized exchanges has turned as negative as a factory owner’s heart. Since September 22, it has dwindled like a worker’s wage under capitalism. Fewer stablecoins are marching into the exchanges, leaving the market as parched as a desert after a revolution. 🏜️

These bots, ever diligent, ever soulless, marched onward as human traders retreated into their September slumber. A chilling thought, is it not? That the very utility of stablecoins, their raison d’être, might be undermined by the very creatures meant to serve them. Oh, the irony! The markets, once a theater of human ambition, now a playground for algorithms. 🤑