The esteemed chipmaker, Nvidia, has declared its revenues for the third quarter to be an astounding fifty-seven billion dollars. A sum so vast, it quite boggles the mind. They further predict an even more substantial bounty in the coming quarter, anticipating between sixty-three and sixty-six billion dollars. Wall Street, it seems, had dared to hope for a mere sixty-one and a half billion. Such impertinence! 🙌
On the flip side, some investors are treating this crash like a clearance rack at Nordstrom: “This $120,000 top is now $90K?! I’ll take five!” But let’s be real, no one’s actually buying designer crypto on sale unless they’ve watched too much Shark Tank.
It was tradin’ at ninety-two thousand two hundred twenty-nine, a hair better than yesterday, but don’t let that fool ya. It’s like a tired mule thinkin’ about runnin’ a race. A little perk, but the heart ain’t in it.
According to the hourly data from Coinalyze, Worldcoin seems to be wading through a rather mixed trading environment-one that oscillates between early-week weakness and a rather unimpressive, yet mildly encouraging, recovery. At first, WLD slumped, losing steam through a series of tight red candles, drifting dangerously toward the $0.62 abyss. But then, like a faint glimmer of hope, buyers stepped in, causing a soft bounce towards $0.703. Yet, despite this renewed activity, the underlying trend remains as fragile as an old porcelain teacup. 🍵
The Chaikin Money Flow is currently at -0.15, indicating persistent distribution rather than accumulation, with no bullish divergence yet forming. Ah, there’s a number that’s as cheerful as a funeral! 🕯️
Investors purchased NFTs for “membership access” to profit-sharing pools. They were presented with fabricated dashboards that displayed high yields from automated trading strategies. 📊🤡
Behold, Ethereum’s price perches precariously upon its most critical on-chain support, a level so divine it aligns with the realized price of both the humble retail trader and the majestic whale. CryptosRus, that bastion of crypto wisdom, hath proclaimed on the platform X (formerly the bird’s domain) that ETH plunged to $2,870, only to rebound with the alacrity of a courtier fleeing a scandal. But mark well, dear reader, it is not the bounce itself that captivates, but the level at which it occurred-a floor so sturdy it hath marked the bottoms of cycles past.
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The rate of ZEC has rocketed by almost 10% over the last 24 hours, a meteoric ascent if one ignores the fact that it’s merely a 10% increase. 🚀
The next chapter in the DAT saga is here: firms with stocks trading at 50%-98% off their peaks are now selling crypto to buy back shares. Because why not? It’s not like crypto is useful for anything else. 🤷♂️
