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Now, CryptoQuant – the oracle of all things crypto – has some juicy gossip. It’s pointing to more upside potential. Hold on to your hats, folks.

Mark well, on the sixth of February and the first of September in the year 2025, XRP didst enter the realm of “Daily Extreme Fear” and “Daily Fear,” according to the CFGI data. Yet, heed the wise words of experts: these indexes, built upon the sands of market psychology, lack the solid foundation of fundamentals. Their predictive power? As reliable as a quack doctor’s remedy! 🤡

Now, you might be thinking: “Should I short Ethereum?” Well, let me tell you something. Don’t. Just don’t. If you do, you’re clearly not paying attention to the grand drama that’s unfolding before your very eyes. Experts, wise as the prophets of old, are calling this move reckless. Shorting ETH in this market? That’s like betting on the downfall of the Roman Empire in its prime. You’re asking for a disaster. 🚀

Clearer digital asset regulation, highlighted by this week’s high-profile SEC-CFTC roundtable, could strengthen investor confidence. Or perhaps the SEC will finally remember which end of the coin to regulate. 🤷‍♂️

Following this upswing, HBAR entered a consolidation phase, stabilizing between $0.2144 and $0.2168 before retreating to $0.2131 by midday Sept. 29. The asset found reliable support at that level, subsequently rebounding to $0.2160, highlighting steady demand. Late-session activity saw another bullish burst, with prices climbing from $0.2132 to $0.2164 within an hour-supported by strong volume flows that reinforced momentum, because nothing says “I’m in control” like a liquidity lifeline. 🤞

The company proudly announced its latest acquisition of 196 BTC for a staggering $22.1 million, or approximately $113,048 per coin. Now, let’s all take a moment to appreciate their growing stash of 640,031 BTC, a hoard worth around $47.35 billion-at an average bargain price of $73,983 per BTC. Let the numbers sink in… because they’re larger than your last paycheck. 💸

According to a recent press release from Nexo, shared with TopMob, the Anti-Scam Engine is automatically enabled and uses contextual analysis tied to blockchain security integrations. Translation: it’s basically a hyper-aware digital bouncer that spots the bad guys and might throw up a prompt for you to double-check the details before you proceed. How nice of them! No more feeling like a total rookie when it comes to crypto transfers. 🧐

Pray attend, dear reader, for the market’s merry dance is presently eclipsed by the grand occasion of Friday’s U.S. employment figures, which promise to display a modest rise of 39,000 nonfarm payrolls-truly the thermometer by which the vigour of the world’s foremost economy is judged, or at least fretted over. Meanwhile, the long-suffering creditors of the once-promising but now-bankrupt crypto exchange FTX-fallen from grace in the scandalous year of 2021-are at last commencing the distribution of a princely sum of $1.6 billion, entering what can only be called a very slow but somewhat welcome third installment of repayments. On a lighter note, that great Ethereum layer-2 blockchain, Arbitrum, finds itself in a most civic-minded vote upon deploying its idling funds to garner rewards, as idle money being truly the devil’s workshop. 😏

Our wise analyst, with eyes sharper than a tax collector’s glare, whispers urgently about momentum brewing in this cryptic brew, imploring, “Begin the pump this instant!” as Floki tiptoes narrowly within a price channel so tight it could make even the Devil himself twitch nervously.

Aster, a decentralized exchange (DEX) that specializes in high-frequency perpetuals trading (I know, sounds fancy, doesn’t it?), has shot to the top of the DeFi earnings charts. Thanks to data from Defillama, we can confirm that Aster pulled in $28.79 million in fees over the past 24 hours, easily outstripping Tether’s $22.21 million. Move over, old timers, there’s a new sheriff in town.