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After dropping a Sunday teaser with a chart and the line “Always Be Stacking,” Saylor’s firm made good on the mantra the very next day, snapping up more BTC for its ever-growing stash. “Strategy has acquired 196 BTC for $22.1 million at $113,048 per bitcoin,” Saylor wrote on Monday morning at 8 a.m. Eastern. “As of 9/28/2025, we hodl 640,031 BTC acquired for $47.35 billion at $73,983 per bitcoin. Saylor isn’t just stacking-his firm has turned bitcoin accumulation into a full-blown performance art. With more than 640,000 coins now in the vault, Strategy’s playbook seems to be: when in doubt, buy more BTC.

Ah, Revolut-one of Europe’s most valuable startups-is considering this grand gesture of dual listing in London and New York for its IPO, according to a source in the know (who may or may not have been sipping tea at the time). If it goes through, this could be quite the spectacle. Not only would it be the first to do such a thing, but it might also send a rather confident message to London’s financial center. Quite the vote of confidence, wouldn’t you say? 😏

While bitcoin has recently become the talk of the town (thanks to the Trump Administration’s crypto antics and corporations treating it like a shiny new toy), it still has a long way to go before it’s truly “mainstream.” Sani, the on-chain oracle, examined the blockchain to find out who’s really pulling the strings. Spoiler: it’s not you. 🧙‍♂️

Apparently, the labor market is now the “critical macro signal” for Bitcoin. Which means economists, who were spectacularly wrong about inflation for, oh, the last two years, are now going to tell us what color our digital coins should be. Great. 🙄

A clever chap called Nate Geraci (a Crypto ETF detective, if you will) reckons BlackRock *could* cough up an application for an XRP ETF. The BlackRock people themselves aren’t saying, of course – they never do. But Robbie Mitchnik, a rather important fellow at BlackRock who deals with all the digital jiggery-pokery, did explain what they look for in these things.

Major players have made bold moves in the Aster ecosystem in the past 24 hours. Most notably, celebrity investor MrBeast, who purchased over 167,000 ASTER tokens, worth $305k. At the same time, as per Defillama, Aster’s daily fee haul is topping $14.3 million, more than Uniswap, and second only to Tether. 🐉💎

Now, it’s hanging out at a spot that’s more critical than the last episode of a soap opera-right at the support-turned-resistance zone. It’s like the big finale; if it clears this hurdle, we might be looking at some serious bull market fireworks. 🐂🔥

This technology is said to settle USD payments for local business clients within minutes, 24 hours a day, seven days a week-the clock now serving the currency rather than the other way around. And one must smile, wryly, at how speed becomes virtue: why bother with the patient patience of weekend delays when you can have a machine that doesn’t sleep? Still, the old complaints linger like ghosts-the relief of rapidity tempered by the ache that trust can be replaced by a string of digits.

Bitcoin, that capricious jester, recently leapt above $112,000 after a brief dip into the “fear zone,” where analysts whisper secrets to the moon. The daily Relative Strength Index (RSI), that unreliable oracle, recently touched near-oversold levels-a sign, they say, of a new uptrend. But let us not forget, history is a cruel mistress. Bitcoin also continues to trade above its 200-day moving average, a signal that the broader trend is still bullish… or perhaps just delusional. 🤡📈

A potential short squeeze looms like a thundercloud over the market’s idyllic landscape, with liquidation targets stacked like dominoes waiting for a breath of bullish wind. A mere flick of the finger-*poof!*-and the shorts may find themselves in a waltz they never asked for. 🤡