Mark Twain Exposes the Wild Investment Ride of Cardano—You Won’t Believe the Ending!

On one side of the river, you got the Cardano diehards. They’ll tell you ADA is the Promised Land, brimming with lightning-fast speed, bargain-bin transaction fees, pure-as-the-morning-dew decentralization, and—grab your spectacles—the only peer-reviewed crypto on this green earth. I suspect peer-reviewed means a group of well-dressed professors nodded at each other over tea and called it a day. 🍵

Former Binance Boss CZ Shares Wild Cellmate Story—Double Murderer Included 😱

According to our crypto oracle CZ, when he landed in federal prison in May 2024 (not the holiday destination he had in mind, I wager), he was greeted by a robust sorting system: everyone got put together based on their ethnicity. Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Native Americans—one big involuntary sleepover squad. Supposedly to prevent brawls, but the whole thing reads like a misguided attempt at house-sorting in Hogwarts gone very, very wrong.

XRP: The Rocky Road to $6?

Arthur Azizov, the founder of B2 Ventures, is sounding like a bit of a XRP fanboy. He reckons that if XRP can just hold on to its current price, it’ll be off to the moon (or at least to $6). The first hurdle to overcome is $2.65 – fingers crossed, everyone! 🤞

Pi Coin’s Rocky Road to the Bottom 🤷‍♂️

The altcoin, much like a lone traveler in a storm, is currently facing a 26.4% decline over the past two weeks. As it charts its own path, the coin is finding it increasingly difficult to maintain its value in a market that seems to shift with the wind. 🌬️

These 3 Cryptos Could Skyrocket—And No, It’s Not Bitcoin!

So, you’re here for the good stuff, right? You don’t want to sit on the sidelines while others make their fortune. Let’s take a glance at some under-the-radar altcoins that might just be primed to explode, whether it’s from technical setups or fundamental drivers. Trust me, these coins are ready to make a splash.

Crypto Takes Flight 🚀

According to a fancy announcement on July 9, Emirates has signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with Crypto.com to integrate digital payments into its services. And by services, we mean flights, in-flight meals, and possibly even those fancy airport lounges. The rollout will begin with Crypto.com Pay, because who needs cash when you can use cryptocurrency, right? 💸

Crypto Firms Skip IPOs, Dive Straight Into SPACs and Bitcoin Chaos!

A SPAC, in case you’ve been living under a rock, is essentially a shell company that’s already listed publicly. This magical creation allows companies to skip the usual IPO process and just slide into the stock market like a kid into a candy store. All while avoiding the pesky problem of SEC regulations and the dread of going through a drawn-out public offering. Gotta love it, right?

RLUSD: The Stablecoin That’s About to Go Bonkers?

According to CoinMarketCap data, RLUSD now has a circulating supply of 501.24 million. Its market capitalization has also increased by 3.28% to $501.21 million. Not bad for a stablecoin that’s still relatively new to the game 🎉. It’s worth noting that the stablecoin market is dominated by industry giants like Tether (USDT) and Circle (USDC), but RLUSD seems to be holding its own.