BlackRock Dumps US Bonds, Finds New Love in Europe: The Plot Twists!

According to a report that made its way to Bloomberg, BlackRock’s Investment Institute strategists have upgraded their view on European government bonds from slightly underweight to neutral. They’re practically giving US government debt the cold shoulder, comparing it to a less attractive cousin. 🤷‍♂️

Wild Price Ride: Zebec Network Crashes the House of Lords and Sends Tokens Flying 🚀

Zebec Network (that’s ZBCN for folks who like their names short and their wallets fat) pumped 20% in just 24 hours – all on word their leadership’s been summoned across The Pond to drop wisdom on a crowd of lawmakers, rule-makers, and folks who’ve likely never sent a crypto transaction in their lives. COO Simon Babakhani and the man wrangling mergers, Neal Padhye, are set to holler about compliance, whistleblowing, and why blockchains are the moral backbone of civilization (or some such business).

South Korea’s Crypto Gamble: Will Bureaucrats Finally Let Bitcoin Wear a Tie?

The new decree proposes that crypto firms—previously cast into the wilderness with gamblers and night owls—should now be welcomed as “venture companies.” That’s right: paradise regained, or at the very least, an official badge, tax loopholes, government handouts, the occasional subsidy, and perhaps even a coffee with an approving bureaucrat. If this comes to pass, tomorrow’s crypto startup founder may not have to hide his ledger under the floorboards. He can now dare to innovate in broad daylight, cheered on by the watchful gaze of state inspectors. 📚

Cardano’s Cryptic Climb: Analyst Predicts 2,000% Rally

Addressing his followers, the analyst opened by noting that ADA’s weekly chart “looks so similar” to the multi-year pattern that preceded Ethereum Classic’s vertical move in early 2021. “They have the same market makers,” he asserted, pointing out that Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson had early involvement in both projects. “It’s almost like a cheat code for this thing.”