Russia’s Grand Crypto Mining Registry: A Historic Step or a Trap?

This isn’t just a minor bureaucratic shuffle—no, it’s the Kremlin’s grand attempt to tame the wild west of digital assets. In the end, this will be a masterstroke of regulation and control, no doubt. A bold move with potential consequences for miners, the energy sector, and Russia’s shiny future in the crypto world.

CRCL Bounces Back – But Don’t Get Too Excited 🤔

It seems that CRCL’s got some new friends in high places. A collaboration with Fiserv to offer stablecoin solutions has given the stock a much-needed boost. And with Fiserv’s global reach, this partnership is like a vote of confidence in Circle’s infrastructure 🌟

Bitcoin Breaks Records, Media Hits Snooze: What Are They Smoking? 🤨

In total, just 1,116 articles flopped off the presses of eighteen mass media organs—hardly enough to line the budgerigar’s cage. The narrative, Perception reports, is “deeply polarized”—which is rather like saying the Atlantic Ocean is “fairly damp.” Of this miserable clutch of articles, a heroic 31% mustered cheerful noises, 41% shrugged passive-aggressively, and 28% clung to negativity with the persistence of an unwelcome house guest.

Bitcoin’s High-Wire Act: Will It Soar or Plummet?

But fear not, dear reader, for there is a metric that may hold the key to unlocking Bitcoin’s future: the Mayer Multiple 📊. This trusty indicator, a stalwart companion to the cryptocurrency’s twists and turns, currently stands at 1.1x, a reading that places it firmly in the “neutral” zone (0.8–1.5x). Ah, but what does this mean, you ask? Simply put, it suggests that Bitcoin still has significant upside potential before hitting speculative extremes 🚀.

Will Chainlink Meet Its Demise?

On the 8th of July, a most inauspicious day, traders congregated to seal LINK’s fate, their bearish sentiments echoing through the hallowed halls of CoinGlass 🏰.

Bitcoin’s Gonna Moon (Again) 🚀

Apparently, the monthly outflow/inflow ratio has dropped to 0.9, which is a big deal. It means people are feeling good about Bitcoin again and are accumulating it like crazy.