Let’s spill the fizzy stuff: Coinbase, that raucous crypto bazaar, has shimmied its way back up to $380, according to the data elves at TradingView. Picture this as Willy Wonka handing you back your golden ticket after Augustus sat on it. It’s a comeback story good enough for the BFG’s bedtime tales!
The Russian Ministry of Energy, Federal Tax Service (FTS), and Ministry of Digital Development have joined forces to create this register, because, as we all know, unity is strength 💪. Deputy Energy Minister Petr Konyushenko confirmed that this register has already been dispatched to regions experiencing heightened miner activity, because who needs secrecy, anyway? 🤫
Crypto YouTuber Lark Davis is practically bouncing with excitement, predicting a “parabolic move” (whatever that means – sounds like something you’d do on a pogo stick 🤹) that could propel Bitcoin to a whopping $250,000 in the next few months. Steady on, Lark, old chap!
XRP price, in a display of defiance against the likes of Bitcoin and Ethereum, began a fresh increase after settling comfortably above the $2.250 level. The price, with aplomb, managed to ascend above the $2.2850 resistance level.
Ethereum started its impressive uptick above $2,550, joining Bitcoin in what appeared to be a rather glamorous gala. It then managed to swagger past the $2,565 resistance zone like a bouncer at a nightclub.
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It was then that our chronicler, Whale Alert—an entity as mysterious and inscrutable as any Russian nobleman in a cherry orchard—discreetly informed the world of a hulking presence: a whale, shrouded in digital mist, dispatching an opulent sum of 586,233 SOL (a tidy $88,985,275, for those still counting kopeks) to the American exchange, Coinbase.
Trading volume is getting jiggy with it, rising alongside the price like a perfectly choreographed dance routine. At the time of writing, Floki’s trading at approximately $0.00008615, following a sharp daily upswing that’s got everyone screaming, “I’m rich! I’m rich!” 🤑
Meanwhile, Core Scientific’s shares, like quixotic lovers spurned, have tumbled 18% to lounge listlessly at $14.75—in contrast to CoreWeave, down a paltry 5%, still faintly blushing after running a marathon since IPO (295% up, but who’s counting—besides everyone).
In a recent YouTube video, the esteemed Benjamin Cowen shared his thoughts with his 904,000 disciples, warning that a Bitcoin price dip below the 50-week simple moving average (SMA) on the weekly timeframe may signal the end of the bull cycle. Ah, the horror! 😱
