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Profit-taking by whales and failure to break above key resistance levels could stall the uptrend. Spoiler: Whales are just giant fish with a pathological need to crash things. 🐠

Hold on to your hats, folks! Binance has officially signed on to join the Stacks network upgrade and hard fork, while Hex Trust-your favorite digital asset custodian from Asia-has decided to roll out the red carpet for both Stacks (STX) and sBTC. And what does that mean for the world of DeFi? Well, let’s just say things are about to get a whole lot more exciting.

Square, that payments titan, has finally flung open the Bitcoin gates for 4 million merchants. A feat akin to turning water into wine-but with more QR codes. 🍷

Ripple (XRP) is rebounding from $2 like a boomerang. Investors must’ve forgotten the last 10 years of “this time it’s different” promises. 🤦♂️ 11 ETFs on DTCC’s list? Cool story. DTCC doesn’t regulate anything, but hey, let’s pretend it’s a merit badge.

Monad is set to launch its mainnet and MON token on November 24, 2025, but the rollout is already drawing heavy criticism. After years of development, the blockchain is preparing to go live, yet many in the community are questioning the token’s distribution and fairness. 🚨

So, CleanSpark (CLSK), the bitcoin miner and data center operator, took a 5% nosedive after announcing their $1.15B convertible bond offering. Big money, big problems, am I right? 🤑🤦‍♂️

In a spectacle more bizarre than your average Tuesday, convicted criminal Heather Morgan hinted at a miraculous commutation by former President Trump. In a video that left much to the imagination, she gleefully shouted out, “Shoutout to Papa Trump for making my sentence shorter!” while, believe it or not, naked in a bathtub. Yes, you read that right. The “Crocodile” took her public meltdown to the next level.

In a letter to shareholders that probably included a “lol, jk” footnote, Gemini bragged about doubling revenue YoY. Transaction fees? Up 26%! Because nothing says “we’re thriving” like charging $0.0001 per trade. 🦅

Bitcoin spot demand has flipped positive, signaling a potential bullish reversal.