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Oh, the thrill of competition! Both Pi Network and Interlink Labs promise to make crypto so accessible that your grandma could probably mine Bitcoin between knitting sessions. Pi Network aims to craft a global, peer-to-peer digital currency, driven by a community that’s as loyal as a pet dog. On the other hand, Interlink Labs, with its somewhat futuristic flair, tackles human-first, using AI and biometrics to verify identities. In other words, they’re building something that might just save us from the existential menace of deepfakes and bots, but also, possibly, your untrustworthy cousin Larry.

On the fateful day of September 15, Kate Cooper, the CEO of OKX Australia, proclaimed this endeavor with the gravitas of a general announcing a campaign. The platform, she declared, would arm trustees and service providers with “tools to buy, manage, and report on digital assets.” A noble goal, no doubt, in a world where trustees are oft left to cobble solutions together like peasants mending a broken cart. 🛠️🤦‍♂️

The mighty corporations of America, those grand colossi fueled by relentless ambition and coffee, have poured their coin into Bitcoin’s vaults, swelling the tides that lift all tokens in their wake.

Ah, the drama! 🕵️‍♂️ Starting September 26, 2025, at 3:00 a.m. UTC, Binance will bid a rather abrupt farewell to MANTRA (OM) deposits on Ethereum (ERC20) and withdrawals on BNB Smart Chain (BEP20) and Ethereum (ERC20). A little less of the “OM” and a little more of the “OMG,” if you will. 🤡 Users are … Read more

Lo! This is no mere dalliance, but a stratagem grand enough to invoke the spirits of the ledger keepers past. Our audacious Capital B, steadfast in its journey through the tempestuous waters of investment, continues to build its Bitcoin treasury. Each coin added serves as a steadfast sentinel, affirming its position as a principal dancer in the grand ball of Bitcoin investment. 🕺💸

At the time of writing, Polkadot was down 0.7% over the previous day, trading at $4.37. Despite the dip, DOT has clawed back 8% in a week, 11% in a month, yet still lags 92% behind its 2021 peak. A true testament to the resilience of digital assets-or perhaps the persistence of hope. 💸

Now, you’d think a bunch of smart people managing other people’s money would stick to the big names, right? Like, the Coca-Colas and the Procter & Gambles of the crypto world. But no. There’s a stampede toward these…well, let’s just say “less established” cryptocurrencies. It’s like they’re all hoping to discover the next Dogecoin before their quarterly reports are due. 🐕‍🦺

Yet, this is but a fragment of a grander scheme. Lookonchain, that tireless chronicler of blockchain movements, reports that Galaxy has amassed some 6.5 million SOL over the past five days-a sum equivalent to $1.57 billion at present valuations. Much of this treasure has been secreted away into custody wallets on Fireblocks, as though Galaxy were a miser hoarding gold coins beneath the floorboards, signaling an intent to hold for the long term rather than squander in the frenzy of the moment.

Now, Master Peter Schiff, a gentleman of renowned (and frequently dissenting) opinion, doth declare that Bitcoin is nearing its zenith. A most alarming pronouncement!

Enter the Altcoin Season Index, that fascinating concoction that watches the top 100 altcoins like a hawk while keeping Bitcoin’s price as its North Star. Imagine tracking whether these altcoin guinea pigs are finally outperforming the grand old crypto elephant. This seance-like comparison is stretched over 90 days, akin to watching paint dry in slow motion. If enough altcoins-say, at least 75 of the coterie-leapfrog Bitcoin’s price, it’s as good as a green light for an altcoin season. More like a medieval court deciding who gets to sit next to the king, really.