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In the hallowed halls of X (formerly Twitter, lest we forget), Bloomberg’s own Eric Balchunas proclaimed that the meme coin ETF era is upon us, as REX-Osprey’s Dogecoin ETF (DOJE) prepares to launch under the 40 Act. 🌭 “The first U.S. ETF to hold something with no utility on purpose,” he quipped, a statement as bold as it is bewildering. And lo, there are more of these filings under the 33 Act, awaiting the SEC’s divine approval. The circus is just getting started, folks! 🎪

MPU) executed its first purchase under their fancy new “DeFi Asset Treasury” plan. They picked up $3 million worth of ENA tokens, because, sure, that’s what you do when you’re trying to “reinforce” your position in the world of stablecoins and governance tokens. 🤔

Ethereum’s price bumped up by a whopping 1.3% in the last day. Yeah, 1.3%! That’s like a polite nod in the crypto world, not a party. 🥳

The first spark of optimism? A Dogecoin ETF launching in the U.S. on September 11, 2025. The trader calls it a “financial barn dance,” inviting traditional investors to waltz into the memecoin pasture. “Now it’s not just a joke in a chatroom,” they snort. “It’s a stock market staple. You can’t buy a cup of coffee without it.” The ETF, they argue, is the difference between a stray dog and a show dog-suddenly, Dogecoin’s got pedigree.

As September unfolds its drama, the question on everyone’s lips is whether this rally will keep its pep or start wobbling like a three-legged donkey at the races. 🏇💨

Thursday’s ledger reads like a sermon of the modern age: net inflows, $1.7 billion. The ETFs, once shunned like lepers in the financial cathedral, now bask in the glow of renewed faith. Their weekly triumph? The largest in two months, a phoenix rising from the ashes of doubt. 🔥

According to the official proclamation on Binance’s X account (formerly known as Twitter, but who can keep up with these names?), trading shall commence on September 13. Eligible users, those fortunate souls, may claim their token airdrop through the Binance Alpha Points system-a modern-day treasure hunt, if you will. 🗺️✨

Hyperliquid’s [HYPE] has risen by 7.55%, reaching a new all-time high of $57.38-before taking a small nap at $56.68 as we speak. Can it keep the good vibes going? Only time will tell… or will it?

Joseph Lubin, that venerable oracle of Consensys, took to the digital agora of X to confess-rather sheepishly, one suspects-that their grand calculations were but a gentle breeze compared to the Hurricane Linea that swept in. Even triply overprovisioned, the poor engines groaned under twice the expected load, prompting an impromptu deployment of additional forces until calm, or at least something resembling it, was restored.

The digital grapevine, now known as X, buzzes with whispered scandals and open jabs.