When CryptoMoon, the illustrious purveyor of all things crypto, grilled Mehra about what trends his firm is stalking like a curious cat, he didn’t hold back. They’re diving headfirst into the labyrinth of quantum compute, trying to figure out how to keep their secret crypto stashes hidden from what might someday be a giant, super-powered quantum hammer. Because why not?
In the most recent gossip from X, Bull Bear Spot shared a lovely little chart comparing Optimism to the Global M2 Liquidity Index. A bullish correlation, they say, signaling that our dear Optimism might just surge-like a noble knight rising from his slumber-should liquidity keep flowing like fine wine. The analyst, in a fit of optimism (pun intended), declares this a “bullish chart,” suggesting that, should the stars align, a “pump” may be on the horizon. A toast to that, shall we? 🍷
And here we are, at a thrilling crossroads in the Chainlink saga. The coin is now shimmying around a key Gann arc support level on the weekly chart. According to Cantonese Cat (who really does have a way with these things), this feels eerily familiar to the buildup before those big price swings. How exciting! 🕺 The price is cozying up to $17, where multiple Gann angles conveniently intersect, creating a nice little safety net that has acted as a springboard for bullish reversals before. Oh, what a classic tale of technical analysis!
Well, current miners are making $340,000 per block, even though they’re getting half the Bitcoin they did in 2020. Go figure!
But hark! Hoskinson, ever the sage, dismisses the plebeian obsession with price charts. “All you care about is the price. It’s the price. Price goes up, price goes down,” he chided, his tone laced with the exasperation of a man who has watched Bitcoin’s rollercoaster ride from $1 to $100,000 and back again. “But why are we here? Where has the durability come from over the last 15 years?” 🤔💹
This isn’t just a casual day at the office for ZEC. With this latest shake-up, it now sits at 21st place in the global crypto rankings, just a hair below Litecoin’s $7.29 billion market cap and its $95 price tag. The big question: will Zcash keep this momentum and climb into the top 20, a place it has yet to conquer? Only time will tell, darling. ⏳
AllUnity’s euro-backed EURAU, a stablecoin as reliable as a German clockmaker’s tea time, has embarked on a grand tour of multiple blockchains. This endeavor, a union between Deutsche Bank and DWS, is facilitated by Chainlink’s cross-chain infrastructure. The result? A symphony of interoperability, albeit one that might give a bureaucrat a migraine. This expansion, spanning Ethereum, Arbitrum, and Base (not to mention Optimism, Polygon, and Solana), is hailed as a seismic shift toward institutional adoption-though one wonders if institutions have ever met a acronym they didn’t adore.
Hansen made this announcement on X (yes, that’s still what we’re calling Twitter) on October 31, reminding us that the ticking clock on 2025 doesn’t just signal the end of the year, but possibly the end of sanity for those in crypto regulation.
The plot thickens! With all these mixed signals bouncing around, a burning question arises: Are the whales whispering to each other about a secret crash that only the “smart” traders (and a few retail enthusiasts) are blissfully ignoring?
