And guess what? This isn’t just any ETF. No, no. XRPR is the first ever ETF in the US to give investors a regulated way to get in on XRP’s market price without needing to dive into the confusing abyss of futures, derivatives, or simply hoping for the best. Talk about a game changer! 😎
In a twist no one saw coming (except maybe the technophiles), Kyrgyzstan has decided to waltz into the 21st century. Former Binance CEO CZ, now rebranded as “Digital Guru to the President” (no, really), announced this via X. The collaboration is so profound, it’s basically a marriage license 📜.
Crypto analyst Ali Martinez, the modern-day oracle, proclaims Ethereum is in a sustained uptrend, a multi-year ascending channel, and foresees $10K by mid-2028, assuming the current consolidation continues. “Ethereum will hit $10K… just not as soon as you think,” he quips, tempering near-term expectations while maintaining a bullish multi-year outlook. 🧙♂️
Stellar’s Total Value Locked (TVL) has surged to 456 million tokens ($143.61 million), a feat achieved even as the token languishes at half its December 2024 glory. One might call this a triumph of hope over arithmetic-or perhaps a case of the network’s DeFi protocols throwing a lavish party while the guest of honor sips lukewarm tea. The integration of stablecoins, liquidity pools, and staking rewards has become a three-act opera of financial alchemy, with Soroban’s smart contracts conducting the orchestra with the grace of a caffeinated conductor.
Picture this: SOL jumped up to about $195 on October 25, climbing a not-so-insignificant 12% from its month-low, which, to be fair, was around the $94.70 mark back in April. Markets, eh? It’s the rollercoaster nobody asked for but we’re all riding anyway. Its market cap? Over $105 billion-because nowhere in the world is there a better way to keep your money busy than in crypto, apparently.
Ethereum (ETH) token loiters around $3,930 like a forlorn ghost haunting the cryptic depths of Wall Street’s abandoned basement. 🕯️👻 A mere stone’s throw from its monthly nadir, yet still clinging to the illusion of dignity.
Let’s break it down, shall we? XRP’s very own influencer, Pumpius (what a name!), just dropped an X post featuring the private donor list to President Donald Trump’s White House ballroom project-and guess who made the list? Yep, you guessed it: Ripple. Joining the crypto club were Coinbase and Tether America, with the Winklevoss twins-Cameron and Tyler-also throwing in their two cents. Honestly, are we shocked anymore?
In a move that’s got the tech world buzzing, HashKey Chain-yes, that fancy L2 public blockchain everyone keeps talking about-has decided to cozy up with ATT Global, a titan in the Web3 realm. Together, they’re about to turn the advertising world upside down. They promise to make your real-world ads as transparent as your ex’s excuses. 🙄
Conio’s huffing and puffing for an EU crypto license. Their Fintech Boss, Davide Rallo, calls the future “enormous.” Enormous? Like the ego of a Fiat owner? 😂
In a tweet that read like a mix of a press release and a therapy session, Wynn shared his 24-hour XRP deep dive 🕵️♂️📊. “I’ve spent the last 24hrs going down the rabbit hole of $XRP,” he wrote, because nothing says “I’ve done my homework” like a 24-hour binge-reading session 📖⏰. He’s now betting big on XRP’s potential to “revolutionize banking systems”-a phrase that makes us side-eye every other crypto bro’s “disrupt the world” claims. 🚨