What to know: Dogecoin leapt with the grace of a well-timed jazz hand, upping its price by 1.8% as trading volume tripled like a particularly enthusiastic game of musical chairs, breezing past the $0.1988 resistance level. 🐕💸 This breakout, darling, is the dog whistle for bulls! It mirrors Bitcoin and Ethereum’s recent gains, proving even … Read more
Two rather delectable developments have caught the eye of the financial cognoscenti. First, the debutante ball of the first U.S. spot XRP ETF, which has sashayed past the $100 million mark, and second, the launch of XRP options on the CME, a move as bold as a Coward quip at a stuffy soirée. 🥂
Morehead kicks things off with brutal honesty: “We have full employment. Inflation is giving our assets a sneaky punch, debasing them by 3% a year… and they’re still cutting rates. Oh, darling, it’s a madhouse!” But don’t feel bad if your economics textbook didn’t prepare you for this: he refers to 2020-2021 as one huge “policy mistake.” Picture this: inflation was hitting the roof at 8%, and the Fed was chilling at zero. This easing into an economic boom weakens the classic belt-tightening maneuver against “record fiscal deficits.” Morehead suggests what’s going up in asset prices isn’t just their own rise to fame, but because the price of paper money is stage diving off the charts.
Undeterred by reality’s cruel glare, we assembled a quartet of silicon soothsayers to prognosticate upon PI’s quixotic quest for the elusive dollar. Their responses? A symphony of raised eyebrows and suppressed giggles.
Just days after Trump’s gavel struck CZ’s cell door open, Polymarket’s odds for SBF’s liberation leapt from 5.6% to 12%, as if the market itself had imbibed a flask of optimism. $66,339 in wagers now swirl like confetti at a crypto parade, though one suspects the real currency here is not dollars, but delusion.
Oy, gather ‘round, ye weary souls who shuffle coin! Ripple’s got a new trick up its sleeve-call it Prime, call it a 💥power move💥, but it’s the kind of thing that makes your average algorithm blush. They’ve scooped up Hidden Road, rebranded it to Ripple Prime, and now it’s a one-stop pit stop for institutions to trade, finance, and scream into the void while clearing $3 trillion. That’s not a typo-it’s a feat of financial legerdemain.
What sorcery did this update contain, pray tell? It bequeathed ordinary players the miraculous ability to forge knives and gloves, treasures of epic rarity, in exchange for mere “Covert” armaments! Before this latest conjuring, these items were lofted in chest locks wielding only a 0.26% chance of emergence or demanded gold in heaps on Steam’s grand bazaar.
Worldcoin recently reclaimed the $0.88 support level, which is less of a “bullish setup” and more of a “I’ll take whatever support I can get” moment. The price structure now hints at a 17% upside-if it can survive the next 48 hours without collapsing like a soufflé made by someone who’s never owned an oven. The long entry near $0.881? That’s just the coin poking its head above a descending trendline, daring the market to say “I told you so.” Buyers, meanwhile, are playing 20 questions: “Is it bullish? Is it bearish? Is it a midlife crisis?” 🤷
According to Bloomberg, Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino shared this outlook during an interview at the Plan B Forum in Lugano, Switzerland, on Oct. 24, 2025. He noted the rarity of such profits and highlighted the company’s focus on building partnerships to expand its reach, without naming specific investors. A masterclass in ambiguity, if ever there was one. 🤷♂️