They discussed the firm’s long-term vision for digital assets, their pioneering tokenization initiatives, and the future of DeFi integration. Spoiler: it’s less “crypto bros” and more “let’s not burn the house down.” 🏦🔥
Ah, comrades! PEPE wobbles—a mere 2% gain in 24 hours! Such modesty from a coin that recently crawled from its $2.65B grave. Yet now, flexing a $5B market cap like some newly wealthy factory owner… How the worm turns! 🐛🔄
The whole digital carnival spun wilder, pulling in $4.39 billion—more than those giddy days after the 2024 election when folks thought the world might right itself. It didn’t. But here we are.
Oh, and it gets better! When you factor in the 5.3 million ETH that have been ceremoniously “burned” since 2021 thanks to Ethereum Improvement Proposal 1559 (a title that sounds way cooler than it actually is), we find ourselves staring down a staggering total that makes most of us weep into our wallets. 🎤🚫
Still in the chrysalis stage of formation, this audacious enterprise is poised to unveil a treasury that glistens with a dazzling 400,000 Ethereum, whispered to be the golden child of a balance sheet that dreams of grandeur. Shall we regale in the numbers? Behold! ETH: $3,758, Market cap: $453.33 B—just a couple of friendly digits, wouldn’t you say? 📈
And now, Ethereum stands on the precipice of the $4,000 psychological resistance level, like a daring acrobat contemplating their next leap. Analysts, ever eager to predict the unpredictable, are whispering sweet nothings about a breakout in the coming days. On-chain metrics and market structure are behaving themselves admirably, with ETH lounging comfortably above key moving averages like a cat basking in a sunbeam.
Apparently, Hyperliquid has hit a wall—literally. Holosas data reveals a whopping $11.7 million in sell orders stacked between $47 and $50, with the biggest wall at $50. It’s like trying to climb Mount Everest in flip-flops. 🏔️👡 Unless someone shows up with a ladder (or a lot of cash), this could be a long, awkward pause. 🛑
The narrowing space between a rising support line and a descending trendline has crafted a technical masterpiece, a symphony of patience and anticipation. Over the past week, Bitcoin news has been as steady as a metronome, with limited volatility. Yet, the increasing bullish pressure, especially around the $116,000 support level, whispers of a breakout that could happen any moment now—perhaps even within the next 24 to 48 hours. 🕰️
Apparently, Sun bid big bucks in 2021 to secure his spot on the New Shepard suborbital rocket system, and now he’s getting ready to blast off with five other “lucky” winners 🤩. The crew includes a real estate investor, a businessman, a journalist, and a venture capitalist – because space travel isn’t just for techies anymore 🚀.
The Nasdaq-listed media and technology company, Gamesquare Holdings Inc. (Nasdaq: GAME), recently splurged $30 million on ethereum ( ETH), acquiring approximately 8,351.89 ETH at a weighted average price of $3,592. We’re not sure what’s more impressive, the purchase or their math skills 🧮. This brings their total ETH holdings to approximately 10,170.74 ETH, valued at roughly $38 million as of July 21. A tidy little sum, if we do say so ourselves 💸.
