Our boy, Brad Lynch – VR enthusiast and hardware analyst extraordinaire – shared a screenshot of a livestream featuring the fraudulent token’s “official launch” on the Pump.fun meme coin factory. Yeah, you read that right. It’s called “Pump.fun.” If that doesn’t scream “trustworthy,” I don’t know what does. 🧐
Fintech company Ripple, a titan in the digital frontier, is partnering with security platform Immunefi for an upcoming “Attackathon” event, designed to put a new decentralized finance protocol on the XRPL through rigorous testing. It’s like a rodeo, but the horses are lines of code and the crowd is full of hackers with coffee. ☕
They speak of progress, of unifying liquidity… ha! As if Tether, that shimmering mirage of digital security, suddenly cares for the common man! No, comrades, this is the scent of capital, hot and greasy, moving to where it can squeeze the most juice. They call it “Omnichain,” a grand word for simply shifting the weight of their gold – both real and imagined – onto the backs of the Solana network. $175 billion, they boast? A dizzying sum, enough to buy a small country, or at least a very large yacht for someone important.
Turns out, the big fish (aka whales) and their mid-tier buddies were like, “Oh, ADA’s on sale? Don’t mind if I do!” 🛍️ Meanwhile, the selling pressure took a chill pill, with “spent coin” metrics dropping by 51%. Less selling, more holding-classic whale behavior. And let’s not forget the $0.70-$0.80 band, the VIP section of the ADA price club that everyone’s trying to get into.
Apparently, Eric’s been chatting with some chaps at World Liberty Financial. They’ve come up with this scheme to ‘tokenize’ a building – which sounds suspiciously like chopping it up into a million little pieces, only digitally. They want to let you buy a piece for as little as a grand! A grand! For a fleck of a skyscraper. 🤪
The whole market’s been tossin’ and turnin’ like a feverish mule, and in the middle of it all, one Daan Crypto Trades-self-proclaimed full-time gambler, sorry, *trader*-took to the digital telegraph known as X to declare, with great ceremony, that ETH’s open interest now sits at levels last seen when the coin was changin’ hands for a mere $3,000. But here’s the kicker: today it’s sashayin’ around $4,000. That, my friends, is the financial equivalent of wearin’ last year’s pants to a barn dance and claimin’ you’ve lost weight.
As USDT’s dominance slips into history’s dust, the jest of capital may soon take interest in the ornate ballrooms of BTC and altcoins. 🎩💰
Ripple’s not just dipping its toes into institutional-grade DeFi-it’s cannonballing into the deep end with Immunefi! On Oct. 13, they announced a $200,000 “Attackathon” to fortify the XRPL Lending Protocol. Because nothing says “we’re serious” like a six-figure bug hunt. 🐞💸
In the shadowed galleries of digital fates, where tokens dance like leaves in an autumn breeze, XRP whispers of resurrections past, its charts echoing the symphonies of 2017- a time when parabolic dreams soared like rockets piercing the veil of night. Yet, amidst the hum of market tempests, one senses the quiet stirrings of destiny, as Q4 unfurls its enigmatic cloak, teasing yet another crescendo of bullish fervour.
According to the sage cryptanalyst Ali (@ali_charts), the noble $3,900 remains a steadfast support-more reliable than Mr. Bingley’s good opinion-on which Ethereum’s fortunes may quite possibly hinge. Should this level hold, as Ali ardently hopes, then perhaps-and only perhaps-ETH might indulge in a gallant rally toward the lofty sums of $5,000, or daringly, even $6,000! One cannot help but think, with a smirk, that the journey is as romantic as Miss Elizabeth’s refusal of Mr. Collins’s proposal.