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With a 24-hour volatility dancing at 7.0% and a market cap staggering over four hundred billion dollars-because, why not?-the co-founder beseeched developers to stop chasing mere speculations and start constructing resilient, decentralized applications that could actually-haha-protect user rights forever. Ah, the dream of a safe, user-empowered web! 😅

But here’s the twist: this sell-off has pushed XRP into oversold territory, which, in crypto-speak, is like a clearance rack at a high-end boutique. Dip buyers, those opportunistic vultures, are circling like it’s a Thanksgiving turkey. 🦃💰

Justin Slaughter, the vice president for regulatory affairs at Paradigm, expressed his profound insights, noting that the mere existence of such a law would merely serve as the prelude to a much longer saga of drafting scores of detailed rules. These rules, once penned, must be published for public comment-a delightful opportunity for the masses to express their opinions, however futile they may be-and eventually, the final versions must be ratified. What an exhilarating ride through the realm of red tape! 🎢

Cryptocurrency analytics firm Santiment has penned a rather dramatic analysis of Aave’s governance shenanigans, complete with market volatility and enough drama for a Shakespearean tragedy. But alas, the whales are swimming upstream. 🐟

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This brings us to the age-old debate: Do institutions adopt assets for long-term ROI, staking rewards, or because they’ve been hypnotized by the asset’s charisma? 🤔 In this case, Upexi’s recent Solana [SOL] deal might just be the Rosetta Stone of institutional logic-or a very expensive Rorschach test. 🖼️

The central bank’s goal? To accelerate $30 billion in annual remittances while cutting high fees. Because nothing says “innovation” like letting a DeFi platform-launched in September 2024 by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, who have mastered the art of turning everything into a brand-handle your finances. 🧠🚀

Bitcoin, that fickle lover, now dances near $93,350, its price soaring by 1.3% in 24 hours, while trading volume, like a restless storm, swells. This ascent follows days of aimless wandering, a testament to the market’s penchant for drama. 🌩️

Enter Darkfost, the crypto oracle with a penchant for doom, who’s now pointing at long-term holders (LTHs) like a kid pointing out the first sign of mold on the fridge. Last time BTC was this low was April 2025, which means a bunch of investors bought in during a “mood” and are now nursing losses like they’re expired milk. Pro tip: If you held BTC for six months, you’re an LTH. If you’re selling at a loss, you’re now part of a bear market TikTok dance.