BITCOIN’S GOING BUST IN 2 WEEKS? SELL NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! 😂💸
But hold onto your HODLing hats, folks-a famous market expert (who probably eats kale and predicts rain) is saying this bull run is gonna fizzle out in about two weeks. Yeah, investors, you’ve got a tiny window to grab your profits before everyone else’s gets flushed down the crypto toilet. Typical market nonsense, right? 😏⏰



